Biggest ass on an mtg card
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Sept. 9, 2020, 3:12 p.m. by I_Want_To_PlayAllTheDecks
This is not a perverted post like many of you thought, but when i saw the new crab spoiler i had to know, is a x/17 the biggest butt on a real mtg card? No silver borders
GenericToaster says... #4
Seems so! The only competitors here that i can find Autochthon Wurm, Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, Worldspine Wurm, and Impervious Greatwurm, and those dont quite top it
September 9, 2020 3:40 p.m.
Coward_Token says... #5
For the record https://scryfall.com/search?q=type%3Acreature&order=toughness&dir=desc&as=grid
September 9, 2020 3:46 p.m.
ClockworkSwordfish says... #6
If you're really a fan of the booty, try hitting Infinity Elemental with About Face. Thank me later.
September 9, 2020 5:42 p.m.
RNR_Gaming says... #7
I feel as though I'm required to brew this because I'm a cancer.
September 9, 2020 6:12 p.m.
im just happy for a legendary crab for tribal EDH...
September 9, 2020 7:17 p.m.
TheVectornaut says... #10
On an unrelated note, Blood Tribute is a pretty nice card. I just bring it up because of all the new Zendikar vampires that are gonna make it even better. Yep, no other reason.
September 11, 2020 4:51 p.m.
TheVectornaut says... #11
That’s an r/whoosh right there. I did post the OG Zendikar art right?
abby315 says... #2
Other than Dark Depths token and Big Furry Monster? Nope. This is the biggest black bordered card. Yay for crab overlords
September 9, 2020 3:21 p.m.