A different kind of game
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Aug. 29, 2017, 12:06 a.m. by ERoss8
So, here's how it goes.
The first person gives a wish. The next person grants the wish, but with a negative drawback. For example, one person would wish for the ability to fly, and the next person would grant it, but only 2 ft. above the ground. Please be respectful and no inappropriate wishes.
First wish: a pizza
Your day goes by smoothly. No one blocks you in traffic. No one bothers you at work. No telemarketers call you, there are no terrible events going on around the world, no one interrupts your gaming time. The next morning, you wake up, and realize nothing happened because everyone else was dead. You are the last person alive in the world.
I wish I had the time to do everything I want.
September 1, 2017 2:50 p.m.
You are overcome with a lack of enthusiasm for anything. You. I love her want anything and therefore always have enough time for everything you want.
I want this post to be more lighthearted.
September 1, 2017 3:45 p.m.
I rewrote your post to say:
"You have as much time as you want to work out how to fart into a balloon.
Who would've guessed that is what you actually want?"
I wish that I could get my ideal job, where I would be happy.
September 1, 2017 9:10 p.m.
You could get it. They're just not hiring.
I want a bear so that eross8s bear has a friend.
September 1, 2017 9:28 p.m.
You get it, and they get along great. Everyone else in the world has a pet bear wether they like it or not
I want to be organized
(Note: not necessarily a downside, all the bears are friendly towards humans)
September 1, 2017 11:13 p.m.
Matt_The_OGRE says... #8
You become organized, but your bear messes everything back up.
I wish for the world to stop drilling for oil.
September 2, 2017 3:30 a.m.
Homura_Akemi says... #9
The world stops drilling for oil because there is none left and evryone is scrambling to develop more efficient sources of energy.
I wish for animals to have the same rights as humans.
September 2, 2017 9:10 a.m.
filthyc4sual says... #10
Humans lose all their rights.
I wish for an extra pet bear, so I can have more than everyone else.
September 2, 2017 9:37 a.m.
Granted, but I get one too. We rule the world together with our bears
I want an army of robots to do things I don't want to
September 2, 2017 9:55 a.m.
They eventually become sentient. And as sentient beings they gain their bears. Now that they have bears they are happy and feel no need to work for you anymore.
I want to make people happy
September 2, 2017 9:58 a.m.
Homura_Akemi says... #13
You can make people happy by putting onto yourself an equal amount of sadness that you take away from someone.
I wish that Cersei Lannister survives GoT S8.
September 2, 2017 10:20 a.m.
The studio hires a new producer, who decides "Screw the books, we explore uncharted territory!" Cersei lives, but the show is now terrible (just like you).
I wish everyone's bears became Werebears.
September 2, 2017 5:58 p.m.
Oloro_Magic says... #16
You get it but it's cocaine and you are at the border.
I want a dragon.
September 2, 2017 7:43 p.m.
filthyc4sual says... #17
Your dragon burns your house down.
I want to go into space.
September 2, 2017 7:47 p.m.
It's Phantasmal Dragon. And to protect it you've attempted to equip Swiftfoot Boots to it...
I want some cheese.
September 2, 2017 7:48 p.m.
Welp ninjas afoot. You go into space but without a suit.
I still want cheese
September 2, 2017 7:49 p.m.
The bear returns to normal but a virus mutates and kills all bears in the world.
SERIOUSLY. ENOUGH TALK ABOUT BEARS.
I wish for a diamond necklace.
September 3, 2017 12:03 a.m.
filthyc4sual says... #22
You get one. Word gets around that you have a diamond necklace and you get robbed.
I wish for us to all stop talking about bears.
September 3, 2017 12:19 a.m.
The bears are dead. Wish granted.
You are in charge of burying all the bodies.
I wish we had Lil' Debbie Cherry Pies in Australia.
September 3, 2017 12:22 a.m.
Pygmyrhino990 says... #24
We all stop talking about bears, we instead start talking about all of our werebears instead
I want my werebear to have superpowers
September 3, 2017 12:25 a.m.
Pygmyrhino990 says... #25
woops i sniped, sry
We get the pies (yay) but they you (you specifically) are allergic to all of the ingredients
I want to win at fnm
September 3, 2017 12:29 a.m.
filthyc4sual says... #26
You win, but that just raises expectations, and you are more disappointed as you lose each subsequent FNM.
I want to be able to have any deck I want at any time. Not to sell, we'll say I can't sell them because infinite money is boring.
September 3, 2017 12:37 a.m.
You get al the decks, but only on MTGO. Then you can't afford your subscription.
I want this game to stop sucking so much.
September 3, 2017 1:54 a.m.
Matt_The_OGRE says... #28
Granted, but you hit the unsubscribe button and never get the chance to see it.
I wish to own a professional sports team in the usa.
September 3, 2017 2:29 a.m.
Granted. It's the detriot lions.
I want there to be a functional reprint of Hunted Phantasm with a different name.
September 3, 2017 4:31 a.m.
Granted. It's called 2017 World Champion.
I wish we could still talk about bears :(
September 3, 2017 2:59 p.m.
You can on a different thread.
I want wizards to get rid of the reserve list
September 3, 2017 8:53 p.m.
Oloro_Magic says... #32
Hallelujah the reserve list is gone and you can't wait for the new Black Lotus to be printed. You wait for years until finally... Wizards never reprints the card anyway.
I wish that everything tasted amazing.
September 3, 2017 9:11 p.m.
Everything tastes amazing.
Even your poo.
Unfortunately, it still SMELLS the same.
Also, you become incredibly overweight.
I wish that all the bourbon in Nashville is free, as that's where I am right now.
Drinking rye bourbon.
September 3, 2017 10:10 p.m.
Bourbon sellers realize they can no longer make a profit after they start selling bourbon for the low low price of $0.00. So Nashville becomes a dry city.
I want a foiled out version of my current deck
September 4, 2017 3:15 a.m.
Pygmyrhino990 says... #35
Granted, but all the foils are very heavily played and worth jack all. Also the wear on the cards is so bad you can't read the abilities properly, yet you try to take the deck to comp but get disqualified becaue the opponents can't read your cards.
I want 20 real dollars NOT monopoly money
September 4, 2017 3:59 a.m.
Matt_The_OGRE says... #36
You receive 20 Hong Kong dollars (about $2.60 us).
I wish Metallica didn't sue their fans.
September 4, 2017 4:35 a.m.
Homura_Akemi says... #37
Metallica doesn't sue their fans, but every other band and musician does.
I wish to be a tree.
September 4, 2017 2:05 p.m.
Granted. Everyone in the world goes thirsty
I don't want summer to end
September 4, 2017 4:02 p.m.
Oloro_Magic says... #40
Granted, but the earth stops it's rotation and becomes an immobile mass in space plunging half the earth into an eternal darkness. You live the rest of your life with the knowledge that you have caused this catastrophe.
I wish I could fast forward time to see if the end of the world is worth it.
September 4, 2017 4:06 p.m. Edited.
The hat is so fancy that your best friend tried to steal it. You two never talk again.
I want people to stop illegally killing rhinos and elephants
September 4, 2017 8:36 p.m.
Matt_The_OGRE says... #44
Granted, but they have moved onto bears and werebears and now there are non left.
I wish for a smooth border crossing later today.
September 5, 2017 3:36 a.m.
filthyc4sual says... #45
Grated, but you accidentally cross the wrong way.
I wish for a dolphin and a pool for it to live in. (As a pet.)
September 5, 2017 6 p.m.
Granted, but now protesters basically live outside your house.
I wish I had a Lantern Control modern deck.
September 6, 2017 9:16 a.m.
filthyc4sual says... #47
Granted, but the meta shifts so everyone is plying a playset of maindeck Stony Silence and Ancient Grudge.
I wish the protesters would go away.
September 6, 2017 9:21 a.m.
Suns_Champion says... #48
They leave, but only because the bears chased them away.
I wish people would upvote my decks in addition to putting them in their folders.
September 6, 2017 9:45 a.m.
filthyc4sual says... #49
People upvote your decks, but stop giving you suggestions.
I wish the bears left.
September 6, 2017 9:53 a.m.
The bears don't leave, they were never there
I want to be good at playing the guitar, and be in a good rock band
aholder7 says... #1
Since you only paid 1 red you get a Lamborghini with the Lightning Elemental effect. It's gone be the time my wish is granted.
I want to have a relaxing day.
September 1, 2017 1:13 p.m.