A different kind of game

The Blind Eternities forum

Posted on Aug. 29, 2017, 12:06 a.m. by ERoss8

So, here's how it goes.

The first person gives a wish. The next person grants the wish, but with a negative drawback. For example, one person would wish for the ability to fly, and the next person would grant it, but only 2 ft. above the ground. Please be respectful and no inappropriate wishes.

First wish: a pizza

Dredge4life says... #2

You get it, but the only available topping is anchovies.

The ability to shapeshift.

August 29, 2017 12:41 a.m.

filthyc4sual says... #3

You get it, but you can't shapeshift into something you've already been.

A billion dollars

August 29, 2017 12:50 a.m.

Naksu says... #4

You're granted a billion dollars, in monopoly currency.

A rock star.

August 29, 2017 3:19 a.m.

Matt_The_OGRE says... #5

You're granted a rock star, but it's just an energy drink.

A black lotus.

August 29, 2017 3:37 a.m.

...As an origami flower.

A domesticated panda.

August 29, 2017 3:45 a.m.

Argy says... #7

You get a panda but it hates you.

A new motorcycle.

August 29, 2017 3:58 a.m.

Ryjo says... #8

...but your driver's license has been revoked due to a clerical error.

Bruce Lee's martial arts abilities.

August 29, 2017 9:02 a.m.

landofMordor says... #9

...but you can only do kung-fu on that level when you're being filmed for a kung-fu movie.

The ability to cook any dish perfectly in under thirty minutes.

August 29, 2017 9:35 a.m.

Argy says... #10

... but cooking always makes you feel nauseous.

I wish for the ability to read minds.

August 29, 2017 9:38 a.m.

aholder7 says... #11

... but you've lost all sense of taste.

A play set of goyfs.

August 29, 2017 9:38 a.m.

aholder7 says... #12

Argy ninjas me so I'll change mine to reflect his.

But when you do, they know that you are doing so.

Still a play set of goyfs

August 29, 2017 9:39 a.m.

ERoss8 says... #13

Granted. Have fun with your Lhurgoyfs!

I want a bear

August 29, 2017 10:01 a.m.

filthyc4sual says... #14

Your bear hates you.

I want the ability to have all movies downloaded into my head, so I can watch any of them by just thinking about it.

August 29, 2017 10:57 a.m.

Argy says... #15

Hmmmm, you just basically copied what I said about the panda.

I'm gonna fix it.

Your bear runs away.

Someone else can take care of the movies in the head.

August 29, 2017 12:47 p.m.

Epidilius says... #16

... but you still can't decide what to watch

I wish I could fly

August 29, 2017 1:55 p.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #17

You can fly, but you can't come down once you fly upwards.

I wish to be dictator of the world.

August 29, 2017 2:07 p.m.

aholder7 says... #18

That world is mars. Martians not included.

I want to be able to teleport

August 29, 2017 4:13 p.m.

ERoss8 says... #19

Granted, but when you teleport, you go blind

I want my bear back

August 29, 2017 4:53 p.m.

filthyc4sual says... #20

Granted, but your bear is dead.

I want to live underground

August 29, 2017 6:09 p.m.

Matt_The_OGRE says... #21

Granted, but an earthquake causes the ceiling to collapse, forcing you above ground.

I want a peanut covered donut.

August 29, 2017 7:04 p.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #22

You get the donut, but because you are extremely allergic to peanuts, you have a severe allergic reaction and have to go to the hospital.

I wish for world peace.

August 29, 2017 7:15 p.m.

Matt_The_OGRE says... #23

World peace is achieved because everything died.

I wish for more wishes.

August 29, 2017 8:13 p.m.

filthyc4sual says... #24

Granted, but you can only use them to be put in jail.

I wish for immortality

August 29, 2017 9:14 p.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #25

You become immortal, but are in a coma forever.

I wish to have phasing powers.

August 29, 2017 9:42 p.m.

filthyc4sual says... #26

You can phase out, but not back in.

I wish for the ability to create minions

August 29, 2017 9:46 p.m.

aholder7 says... #27

They are only the minions from the minion movies. They still only follow gru.

I want to learn to speak a new language.

August 30, 2017 12:30 a.m.

Argy says... #28

You learn to speak a new language but you never meet anyone who can also speak it.

I want to win a Magic Pro Tour.

August 30, 2017 1:47 a.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #29

You win the Magic Pro Tour, but only because all of the other competitors died in the collapse of the building.

I wish to be able to talk with animals.

August 30, 2017 7:15 a.m.

aholder7 says... #30

You can talk to animals but none of the one smart enough to hold a conversation.

I want to be super strong.

August 30, 2017 9:33 a.m.

Pygmyrhino990 says... #31

You get it, but you always fall asleep from exhaustion after using it

I want the ability to manipulate probability (e.g. chance I win lottery 100%, chance this person dates me 100%, chance I die in the next hour 0%)

August 31, 2017 12:31 a.m.

filthyc4sual says... #32

Chance you get it equals 100%, but when you stop using it the effect is reversed (you lose an equal amount of money, the person breaks up with you, etc.)

I want to be the most handsome guy alive.

August 31, 2017 12:36 a.m.

Pygmyrhino990 says... #33

But you're broke af and no-one wants to hire you or date you plus your personality sucks

I want the ability to make high quality memes

August 31, 2017 12:40 a.m.

filthyc4sual says... #34

Granted, but the entire internet goes down.

I wish to be able to be invisible at will.

August 31, 2017 12:43 a.m.

Dismal says... #35

You get it, but you have the worst personality and everyone hates you.

I want all the decks I've ever built.

August 31, 2017 12:44 a.m.

Dismal says... #36

oops, mine was for one earlier. sorry!

August 31, 2017 12:45 a.m.

Matt_The_OGRE says... #37

You can become invisible but you lose consciousness until you become visible.

You get every deck you've created, but they are all in proxies.

I wish for less corruption in the world.

August 31, 2017 1:28 a.m.

Argy says... #38

There is less corruption but instead everyone tells the truth ALL the time.

They can't keep their trap shit about ANYTHING.

I wish all the music being played on the radio was from the 1990s.

August 31, 2017 4:03 a.m.

Matt_The_OGRE says... #39

"I'm a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world, It's fantasic" .....why is this the only song they play on any radio station.

I wish for a Jigglypuff.

August 31, 2017 5:16 a.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #40

You get an angry Trigglypuff.

I wish to be the most powerful player character in my Dungeons and Dragons group.

August 31, 2017 7:24 a.m.

filthyc4sual says... #41

Everyone else leaves your D&D group, you are the most powerful.

I wish for the world to have lower gravity so we can bounce around everywhere.

August 31, 2017 8 a.m.

Oloro_Magic says... #42

...You get it but that world is the moon and you still have to get there.

I wish for a real life Harry Potter.

August 31, 2017 8:05 a.m.

Epidilius says... #43

Granted. On your 11th birthday you wake up, run downstairs, and... nothing. You're not a wizard, despite your name.

I wish I had all of Superman's abilities.

August 31, 2017 9:51 a.m.

Argy says... #44

You get all of Superman's abilities, accidentally fly to a planet that is made out of kryptonite, and are then stuck there, powerless, for the rest of your life.

Sad, but very loreful.

I wish I could have a broadway career.

August 31, 2017 10:04 a.m.

Oloro_Magic says... #45

...You get it but it is counterfeit Zimbabwean Dollar's (that would be 3,492,268,157 counterfeit dollars Australian).

I wish I was the most loved person on earth go.

EDIT: Seemed last one changed respond to that :)

August 31, 2017 10:08 a.m.

Argy says... #46

Oloro_Magic I checked and someone had already done the one I suggested.

I'll fix things like ... this!

Everyone loves you, to the point that they are constantly stopping you for autographs and pictures, so you can never go anywhere or do anything.

I wish I could have a broadway career.

August 31, 2017 10:42 a.m.

aholder7 says... #47

Your career is as an understudy for the perfect actress who has never missed a show.

I want Eross8's bear.

August 31, 2017 12:04 p.m.

ERoss8 says... #48

You steal it, it runs back to me

I wish that the oceans became fresh-water without disrupting the ecosystem

August 31, 2017 4:35 p.m.

filthyc4sual says... #49

The oceans become fresh water because the liquid salt evaporates from them. It then drops in giant chunks that tear down buildings and kill millions.

Knowing I will get more wishes, I wish for nothing to go wrong in my life ever again.

September 1, 2017 1:03 a.m.

Argy says... #50

Nothing goes wrong for you.

Ever.

You become bored with living like Charlie Sheen and WINNING all the time.

I wish for a Lamborghini.

September 1, 2017 12:22 p.m.

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