A different kind of game
Posted on Aug. 29, 2017, 12:06 a.m. by ERoss8
So, here's how it goes.
The first person gives a wish. The next person grants the wish, but with a negative drawback. For example, one person would wish for the ability to fly, and the next person would grant it, but only 2 ft. above the ground. Please be respectful and no inappropriate wishes.
First wish: a pizza
You get it, but the only available topping is anchovies.
The ability to shapeshift.
August 29, 2017 12:41 a.m.
You get it, but you can't shapeshift into something you've already been.
A billion dollars
August 29, 2017 12:50 a.m.
You're granted a billion dollars, in monopoly currency.
A rock star.
August 29, 2017 3:19 a.m.
You're granted a rock star, but it's just an energy drink.
A black lotus.
August 29, 2017 3:37 a.m.
...As an origami flower.
A domesticated panda.
August 29, 2017 3:45 a.m.
...but your driver's license has been revoked due to a clerical error.
Bruce Lee's martial arts abilities.
August 29, 2017 9:02 a.m.
...but you can only do kung-fu on that level when you're being filmed for a kung-fu movie.
The ability to cook any dish perfectly in under thirty minutes.
August 29, 2017 9:35 a.m.
... but cooking always makes you feel nauseous.
I wish for the ability to read minds.
August 29, 2017 9:38 a.m.
... but you've lost all sense of taste.
A play set of goyfs.
August 29, 2017 9:38 a.m.
Argy ninjas me so I'll change mine to reflect his.
But when you do, they know that you are doing so.
Still a play set of goyfs
August 29, 2017 9:39 a.m.
Your bear hates you.
I want the ability to have all movies downloaded into my head, so I can watch any of them by just thinking about it.
August 29, 2017 10:57 a.m.
Hmmmm, you just basically copied what I said about the panda.
I'm gonna fix it.
Your bear runs away.
Someone else can take care of the movies in the head.
August 29, 2017 12:47 p.m.
... but you still can't decide what to watch
I wish I could fly
August 29, 2017 1:55 p.m.
You can fly, but you can't come down once you fly upwards.
I wish to be dictator of the world.
August 29, 2017 2:07 p.m.
That world is mars. Martians not included.
I want to be able to teleport
August 29, 2017 4:13 p.m.
Granted, but when you teleport, you go blind
I want my bear back
August 29, 2017 4:53 p.m.
Granted, but your bear is dead.
I want to live underground
August 29, 2017 6:09 p.m.
Granted, but an earthquake causes the ceiling to collapse, forcing you above ground.
I want a peanut covered donut.
August 29, 2017 7:04 p.m.
You get the donut, but because you are extremely allergic to peanuts, you have a severe allergic reaction and have to go to the hospital.
I wish for world peace.
August 29, 2017 7:15 p.m.
World peace is achieved because everything died.
I wish for more wishes.
August 29, 2017 8:13 p.m.
Granted, but you can only use them to be put in jail.
I wish for immortality
August 29, 2017 9:14 p.m.
You become immortal, but are in a coma forever.
I wish to have phasing powers.
August 29, 2017 9:42 p.m.
You can phase out, but not back in.
I wish for the ability to create minions
August 29, 2017 9:46 p.m.
They are only the minions from the minion movies. They still only follow gru.
I want to learn to speak a new language.
August 30, 2017 12:30 a.m.
You learn to speak a new language but you never meet anyone who can also speak it.
I want to win a Magic Pro Tour.
August 30, 2017 1:47 a.m.
You win the Magic Pro Tour, but only because all of the other competitors died in the collapse of the building.
I wish to be able to talk with animals.
August 30, 2017 7:15 a.m.
You can talk to animals but none of the one smart enough to hold a conversation.
I want to be super strong.
August 30, 2017 9:33 a.m.
You get it, but you always fall asleep from exhaustion after using it
I want the ability to manipulate probability (e.g. chance I win lottery 100%, chance this person dates me 100%, chance I die in the next hour 0%)
August 31, 2017 12:31 a.m.
Chance you get it equals 100%, but when you stop using it the effect is reversed (you lose an equal amount of money, the person breaks up with you, etc.)
I want to be the most handsome guy alive.
August 31, 2017 12:36 a.m.
But you're broke af and no-one wants to hire you or date you plus your personality sucks
I want the ability to make high quality memes
August 31, 2017 12:40 a.m.
Granted, but the entire internet goes down.
I wish to be able to be invisible at will.
August 31, 2017 12:43 a.m.
You get it, but you have the worst personality and everyone hates you.
I want all the decks I've ever built.
August 31, 2017 12:44 a.m.
You can become invisible but you lose consciousness until you become visible.
You get every deck you've created, but they are all in proxies.
I wish for less corruption in the world.
August 31, 2017 1:28 a.m.
There is less corruption but instead everyone tells the truth ALL the time.
They can't keep their trap shit about ANYTHING.
I wish all the music being played on the radio was from the 1990s.
August 31, 2017 4:03 a.m.
"I'm a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world, It's fantasic" .....why is this the only song they play on any radio station.
I wish for a Jigglypuff.
August 31, 2017 5:16 a.m.
You get an angry Trigglypuff.
I wish to be the most powerful player character in my Dungeons and Dragons group.
August 31, 2017 7:24 a.m.
Everyone else leaves your D&D group, you are the most powerful.
I wish for the world to have lower gravity so we can bounce around everywhere.
August 31, 2017 8 a.m.
...You get it but that world is the moon and you still have to get there.
I wish for a real life Harry Potter.
August 31, 2017 8:05 a.m.
Granted. On your 11th birthday you wake up, run downstairs, and... nothing. You're not a wizard, despite your name.
I wish I had all of Superman's abilities.
August 31, 2017 9:51 a.m.
You get all of Superman's abilities, accidentally fly to a planet that is made out of kryptonite, and are then stuck there, powerless, for the rest of your life.
Sad, but very loreful.
I wish I could have a broadway career.
August 31, 2017 10:04 a.m.
...You get it but it is counterfeit Zimbabwean Dollar's (that would be 3,492,268,157 counterfeit dollars Australian).
I wish I was the most loved person on earth go.
EDIT: Seemed last one changed respond to that :)
August 31, 2017 10:08 a.m.
Oloro_Magic I checked and someone had already done the one I suggested.
I'll fix things like ... this!
Everyone loves you, to the point that they are constantly stopping you for autographs and pictures, so you can never go anywhere or do anything.
I wish I could have a broadway career.
August 31, 2017 10:42 a.m.
Your career is as an understudy for the perfect actress who has never missed a show.
I want Eross8's bear.
August 31, 2017 12:04 p.m.
You steal it, it runs back to me
I wish that the oceans became fresh-water without disrupting the ecosystem
August 31, 2017 4:35 p.m.
The oceans become fresh water because the liquid salt evaporates from them. It then drops in giant chunks that tear down buildings and kill millions.
Knowing I will get more wishes, I wish for nothing to go wrong in my life ever again.
September 1, 2017 1:03 a.m.
Nothing goes wrong for you.
You become bored with living like Charlie Sheen and WINNING all the time.
I wish for a Lamborghini.