Zurgo Gets Around

Commander / EDH RBW (Mardu) Theme/Gimmick

MisterMoth

Land (38)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Bonders' Enclave
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Drossforge Bridge
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Goldmire Bridge
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 4x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rustvale Bridge
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 1x Slayers' Stronghold
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thriving Bluff
• 1x Thriving Moor
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Doomskar
• 1x Fortuitous Find
• 1x Open the Armory
• 1x Reckless Endeavor
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum

Artifact (17)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Brass Knuckles
• 1x Drach'Nyen
• 1x Forebear's Blade
• 1x Hot Soup
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pact Weapon
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tenza, Godo's Maul
• 1x Tome of Legends
• 1x Vorpal Sword
• 1x Worldslayer

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Delaying Shield
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Fighter Class
• 1x Flaming Fist
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Tilonalli's Crown
• 1x War's Toll

Commander (1)

Instant (14)

• 1x Backlash
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Inkshield
• 1x Lapse of Certainty
• 1x Master Warcraft
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Rise of the Dread Marn
• 1x Stunning Reversal
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Terminate

Creature (10)

• 1x Assault Intercessor
• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord
• 1x Goro-Goro, Disciple of Ryusei
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Keen Duelist
• 1x Life of the Party
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

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Creature (4)

• 1x Archon of Absolution
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Ironsoul Enforcer
• 1x Seasoned Dungeoneer

Artifact (2)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Fiendlash

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If you saw Zurgo at a party or out at the club, you might not think much of him at first. Nice muscles, yeah, but kind of a butterface and his personality is straightforward and a bit boring. But underneath the rippling skin of that Muscle Mary throbs the heart of a total crazy slut. And as we all know, sluts rock.

This deck is built around strapping an Assault Suit onto Zurgo Helmsmasher and then passing him around like a party favor. Your opponents will enjoy the action, pounding each other with your commander while you watch, you little voyeur. Give him poppers in the form of trample or make him unblockable and you'll soon be the last man standing at the orgy. Since Zurgo is indestructible on his controller's turn, he'll nearly always be indestructible, except for brief moments when he's waiting for his Uber at the beginning of an opponent's upkeep or doing a walk of shame at the end of the turn.

This deck features a few other fun sluts, like Xantcha, Sleeper Agent and Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor, and a mess of party tricks to keep things going all night long, like Deflecting Palm or Stunning Reversal. Is Zurgo overly powerful, unstoppable, or even consistent? Not always. But does he know how to have a fun, sexy time? Definitely.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Copy Clone, Dragon Spirit 5/5 R, Inkling 2/1 WB, Lightning Rager, Monarch Emblem, Treasure, Zombie Berserker 2/2 B