Budget Self-milling Janky Crap

Casual Budget Jank Mill UB (Dimir)

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Creature (26)

• 3x Alchemist's Apprentice
• 1x Angel of Glory's Rise
• 1x Cartel Aristocrat
• 2x Eternal Witness
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 2x Merfolk Looter
• 4x Narcomoeba
• 4x Thought Courier
• 4x Undercity Informer
• 4x Wild Cantor

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Cabal Therapy
• 3x Careful Study
• 2x Dread Return
• 4x Mana Severance
• 3x Preordain

Land (20)

• 4x Choked Estuary
• 4x Drowned Catacomb
• 12x Island

Instant (1)

• 1x Research / Development

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Angel of Glory's Rise
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Rage Thrower

Land (3)

• 2x Forest
• 1x Plains

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Cabal Therapy
• 2x Dread Return
• 1x Preordain

Artifact (1)

• 1x Elixir of Immortality

Instant (3)

• 1x Krosan Grip
• 2x Pull from Eternity

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Play looters and cantrips, cast Mana Severance , play or animate Undercity Informer, put Narcomoebas into play, sacrifice them for Dread Return flashback to animate Angel of Glory's Rise to bring all humans back.Laboratory Maniac is the win condition along with Alchemist's Apprentice or Preordain. If Laboratory Maniac is in your hand, sacrifice a creature for Cabal Therapy to discard him, then reanimate him with Dread Return with mana from Wild Cantor .

In the event of an exiled Laboratory Maniac or a global replacement for drawing, Research/Development (retrieved with one Eternal Witness upon reanimation) will put cards back into the main deck. The sideboard cards let me regain anything i have lost by replacing key pieces such as Angel of Glory's Rise, Laboratory Maniac, Dread Return, Cabal Therapy. Pull from Eternity grabs anything that i need from exile and puts it back in my graveyard and Elixir of Immortality resets my game entirely. Rage Thrower serves as an alternate win condition that causes infinite direct damage under the right circumstances.

A normal decent run is a turn 4 combo win assuming i have 3 lands, Mana Severance , and Undercity Informer.

Fiend Hunter makes the combo infinite and allows me to pull the rest of my sideboard and cause infinite direct damage with Rage Thrower .

In a casual game i'm pretty sure i can infinitely add any card i own into my library and then draw and play it. So i guess i can play all of my decks at the same time, so there's that.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 2 Rares 14 - 9 Uncommons 19 - 1 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.25
Tokens	Elemental 3/1 R