You hit me with a turn 2 WHAT?

Standard Aggro Artifact Mono-Blue WU (Azorius)

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Instant (11)

• 4x Mizzium Skin
• 4x Negate
• 3x Retraction Helix

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Aqueous Form
• 4x Ensoul Artifact

Artifact (4)

• 4x Accorder's Shield

Creature (15)

• 4x Illusory Angel
• 4x Judge's Familiar
• 4x Ornithopter
• 3x Thassa, God of the Sea

Land (22)

• 4x Darksteel Citadel
• 18x Island

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Sideboard

Instant (9)

• 3x Cyclonic Rift
• 3x Hubris
• 3x Triton Tactics

Creature (6)

• 3x Frostburn Weird
• 3x Master of Waves

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Maybeboard

Artifact (2)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Hall of Triumph

Creature (3)

• 1x Heliod's Pilgrim
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Quickling

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The answer is a 5/5 flying pair of scissors. This is my take on a mono blue aggro deck. Is still experimental, and is in very early stages so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Main goal of the deck is to make very early 5/5 and 4/4s with evasion and/or indestructible. Get a large early threat out by turn 2 or 3, and then keep it alive with some control and protection spells. Its definitely a crazy risky deck, but I look forward to seeing how it plays.

Edit: Early testing shows the best plan to win with this deck is to mulligan until you get a Ensoul Artifact and 1 land. Then watch the fireworks. I'm also fairly sure this deck's only purpose is to troll U/W control (Ensouled Darksteel Citadel is still a land :P).

WARNING: This deck is dumb and ridiculous and is not intended for try-hards, Spike's, or people that hate fun.

Top Ranked	Achieved #59 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 3 Mythic Rares 0 - 3 Rares 24 - 3 Uncommons 15 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.37
Tokens	Elemental 1/0 U
Folders	Ensoul Decks, Possible Decks to build, Other peoples decks