Wheels of Wonderland

Commander / EDH Combo Competitive Counterspell Discard Flashback Multiplayer Spellslinger Storm UBR (Grixis) Wheels

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Land (28)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Fiery Islet
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Island
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Watery Grave

Wheels (6)

• 1x Burning Inquiry
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Whispering Madness
• 1x Windfall

Win-Cons (6)

• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Tergrid, God of Fright  ^Flip
• 1x Thassa's Oracle

Ramp (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance

Draw (11)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Ledger Shredder
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Waste Not

Removal (8)

• 1x Barrin, Master Wizard
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Fire Covenant
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Storm (3)

• 1x Birgi, God of Storytelling  ^Flip
• 1x Brain Freeze
• 1x Underworld Breach

Commander (1)

Control (12)

• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Negate
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Snapcaster Mage
• 1x Swan Song

Tutor (11)

• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Dragon's Rage Channeler
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Intuition
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

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Sideboard

Other (15)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Baral, Chief of Compliance
• 1x Chain of Smog
• 1x Dack Fayden
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Final Fortune
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Liliana's Caress
• 1x Mayhem Devil
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Professor Onyx
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Stifle
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

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Maybeboard

Other (35)

• 1x Abyssal Nocturnus
• 1x Bloodwater Entity
• 1x Bone Miser
• 1x Bonus Round
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Collective Defiance
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Delay
• 1x Devastation Tide
• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Dream Salvage
• 1x Dress Down
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Ghostly Pilferer
• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Izzet Charm
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Mizzix's Mastery
• 1x Narset's Reversal
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Nightscape Familiar
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Personal Tutor
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Rielle, the Everwise
• 1x Tale's End
• 1x Treasure Nabber

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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Planeswalkers of all ages: Come one, come all, to the fabulous spectacle of wheels, wipes & WMDs! -Everyone’s a winner with spells galore that spit fire, grease lightning & loop unlimited energy for your amusement... & your enemy's demise. Quality guaranteed for a limited time only!" };P

Been playing this Wheels/Kess since the year she released (before the hype from Hullbreacher, R.I.P) & it works like a charm! Most disruptive & varied version of her I know. (provided you check yards)

(alternates, for Metas i.e. Stax Heavy: Tergrid, God of Fright   >< Professor Onyx ; Dack Fayden >< Chaos Warp ; Isochron Scepter >< Barrin, Master Wizard ; Dramatic Reversal >< Chain of Smog ; Stifle >< Swan Song ; Baral, Chief of Compliance >< Snapcaster Mage ; Phantasmal Image >< Faerie Mastermind)

Synergy & Combo icing (note: Opponents can avoid Wheel of Misfortune by voting 0, so it gets no cred here; many of these are executed quickly with Doomsday)

Whispering Madness on Kess + other Wheels with Megrim / Liliana's Caress = "Descend into Wonderland." O.o

Wheel of Fortune effects with proper math (or Narset, Parter of Veils / Notion Thief to Stax them) + Laboratory Maniac = "Turn to 'Generic Lab-Man finish', page #394."

Demonic Consultation/Tainted Pact in response to a Thassa's Oracle trigger... speaking of Generic. xP

Barrin, Master Wizard + Dockside Extortionist (at 5 or more for count) = Milking clients for fun & profit. (add Mayhem Devil for "Treasured kills")

Professor Onyx + Chain of Smog or a well established Brain Freeze = "For today's lesson in BDSM boys and girls..."

Underworld Breach + Lion's Eye Diamond = Profit! (use up discarded Lands)

Isochron Scepter + Dramatic Reversal + >=2 rocks + unblocked Prowess or "spell cast, create a dude" = "It ain't the size of the win-switch, its what you do with it!"

A well placed Tergrid, God of Fright   can net ALL the mana (for say, Yawgmoth's Will) + other players' wincons.

After a mana combo: Tergrid, God of Fright  's backside or Ad Nauseam finish; Abyssal Nocturnus can be a 1-shot while Wheeling, & Waste Not / Bone Miser army for a last-ditch next turn gg.

Bloodwater Entity + any Return All, like Devastation Tide = "We're not playing with permanents today." (similar with Kederekt Leviathan & Necromancy)

Casual EDH Dirty Harry: Mana Geyser + Whims of the Fates + Reverberate / Narset's Reversal = Russian Roulette!

Friend, Duncan Ringo: "Why not just run Tutors & Infinite Turns? It'd be easy."

Me: "...You read the Bible Ringo?"

Ringo: "Not regularly, no."

Me: "Well there’s this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin‘ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass! I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin‘ made me think twice. See now I’m thinkin‘, it could mean you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd, and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that... But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is... you’re the weak, and I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin‘ Ringo... I’m tryin‘ real HARD, to be the shepherd."

Ok, long roundabout, but great scene + you get the idea >;) (degeneracy is Evil kids)

Hi Tek 3 - Spin that wheel - 1989 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_Z7EJ10RM

Date added	3 years
Last updated	5 months
Exclude colors	WG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 2 Mythic Rares 56 - 6 Rares 14 - 5 Uncommons 10 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.08
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Construct 0/0 C, Emblem Dack Fayden, Orc Army, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Woaaaah cool deck, Kess, Retired