Xantcha's Deck of Rude Things

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos)

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Land (32)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Instant (11)

• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Entomb
• 1x False Cure
• 1x Firestorm
• 1x Merciless Resolve
• 1x Pyretic Ritual
• 1x Rain of Filth
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Artifact (17)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Bubbling Muck
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Overmaster
• 1x Promise of Power
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Angrath, the Flame-Chained
• 1x Jaya Ballard

Commander (1)

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Braid of Fire
• 1x Citadel of Pain
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Greed
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Infernal Tribute
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Rain of Gore
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x Theater of Horrors
• 1x Wound Reflection

Creature (9)

• 1x Archfiend of Despair
• 1x Fortune Thief
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Laquatus's Champion
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Worldgorger Dragon

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This is just a very rude, rather mean deck I've been working on, mostly for my own amusement.

It's a bit of group slug, a bit of burn and a bit of punishment for playing the game.

So, for mana generation, of course there's your fairly standard Animate Dead + Entomb + Worldgorger Dragon combo, the Isochron Scepter is there for one of the rituals (like Dark Ritual ), Paradox Engine with quite a few cheap mana generating spells plus Basalt Monolith and Grim Monolith , as well as all the mana rocks I thought were best for the deck. Spells like Exsanguinate , Comet Storm and Molten Disaster as well as Xantcha, Sleeper Agent herself are there to help you spend it.

After that, there's just a lot of punishment for doing things like gaining life False Cure , casting spells Manabarbs + Price of Glory , not casting spells Citadel of Pain or even just being part of the game Havoc Festival / Archfiend of Despair .

A few other fun (and rude) things in the deck include Demonic Pact + Harmless Offering , Laquatus's Champion works quite well with False Cure and the Animate Dead + Worldgorger Dragon combo and Blade of Selves + Master of Cruelties can potentially end a game in one combat phase.

There's a little bit of draw Night's Whisper , some tutors Demonic Tutor , some ways to sacrifice Xantcha, Sleeper Agent or Demonic Pact (if your Harmless Offering gets countered in Claws of Gix and Phyrexian Tower , and a couple of spells (like Red Elemental Blast to try and help you deal with the inevitable counterspells or Cyclonic Rift you're going to run across in EDH.

I've only tested the deck a couple of times, but I've been enjoying it (my playgroup don't like it much though), but I could definitely use some feedback and advice on making it ruder/faster/better.

Enjoy!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Key combos	Animate Dead + Worldgorger Dragon Demonic Pact + Harmless Offering Blade of Selves + Master of Cruelties Animate Dead + Entomb + Worldgorger Dragon Manabarbs + Price of Glory
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 54 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.79
Tokens	Copy Clone, Demon */* B, Emblem Jaya Ballard, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	Memes