WR Facepalm

Modern

SakiJPC

Land (20)

• 2x Arid Mesa
• 4x Bloodstained Mire
• 4x Inspiring Vantage
• 3x Mountain
• 2x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 4x Wooded Foothills

Instant (20)

• 4x Boros Charm
• 4x Lightning Bolt
• 4x Lightning Helix
• 4x Searing Blaze
• 4x Skullcrack

Creature (12)

• 4x Eidolon of the Great Revel
• 4x Goblin Guide
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Lava Spike
• 4x Rift Bolt

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Sideboard

Instant (3)

• 3x Destructive Revelry

Artifact (2)

• 2x Isochron Scepter

Creature (4)

• 4x Simian Spirit Guide

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Molten Rain

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Blood Moon

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Here it is: the dumbest burn deck alive.

Here's the plan. Game one is... play burn. Got it? Good!

What about game 2? Don't play burn. Do your best to never play burn. Make sure your opponent doesn't do anything about it either. Your goal is a turn 1-2 Blood Moon. Do that, and you're set for the game. Blow out thier basics with Molten Rain. Stick something under a scepter and win. Out: Boros Charm, Lightning Helix, Searing Blaze. In: Everything but the Drevs.

Game 3? Play more burn. Go back to stock list, maybe use the Drevs if you need it. Go for it. Or, you can play more Blood Moon. Your choice really. If it went to three games, which version did you win with? Go for that one. Or not...

This list is tuned to screw with people. That's it. Tron? Dead to t1 Blood Moon. Lantern? Already a good matchup. Humans? Race. Storm? Good matchup. Elves? Race. Just have fun with it.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	29 - 6 Rares 24 - 5 Uncommons 4 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.70