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I saw Scorching Spear and wanted to rip it in half. Same story with Kamahl's Sledge . Then I saw Ember Shot and actually ripped it in half. So, instead of ripping cards in half, I decided to make the worst burn deck ever.
If you have any ideas on how to make this deck more horribly pathetic, please comment.
Arc-Slogger so you lose in a battle of attrition. Bonethorn Valesk is another good card to add because flip cards are common. Consuming Bonfire is incredible as well because so many people use treefolk decks, and it's 5 mana for 7 damage. Also, Covetous Dragon with no artifacts =)
@onthewater---yes. I will do whatever I can to keep myself from get enough lands.
@CDex---Mana barbs actually would help me because I don't play spells most turns. They would drain themselves before they killed me.
Destructive Force its like wild fire only more expensive and sets you back more (although its not band in the right deck)
Runeflare Trap so slow and so rare the trap cost is activated and even when you can cast it its barely ever dose any damage
Crushing Pain it can kill most creatures but you will always lose card advantage
Hanabi Blast so im paying over the odds for a burn spell that could cause me to discard some thing use full?
Mindblaze ok so i get to see your library but still its expensive and a pain in the ass for any one using it
Goblin Lyre 50/50 you or opponent that's good right
Goblin Game this just dose not make sense its 7 mana you lose some life and they vary rarely die????
First Volley so its a more expensive hornet sting that dose equally pathetic damage to its controller
Torrent of Stone cant target player and the splice cost is so horrific lest just pretend it don't exist
card:Hidetsugu's Second Rite so so so circumstantial most of the time it will sit there doing nothing
i think they are all rather bad spells and could make this deck
card:Hidetsugu's Second Rite is amazing if you run cards like Lava Axe , Beacon of Destruction , Goblin Grenade , Shrapnel Blast and some Lightning Bolt s and Shock s. But anyways, this deck could definately use some [Urza's Rage]. For some reason, tappedout won't link the card.
I also recommend that all of your lands are stupid lands that require charge counters or you to sacrifice them to work. Archaeological Dig or card:Mirrodin's Core for example, for maximum un-synergy with Wildfire .
Sorry to double post, but just for the lolz:
If you actually owned these cards and made the deck, batter up the cards a bit, maybe write on them in biro pen, definitely DO NOT play in sleeves!
Forget worst burn deck ever, how about just: Worst Deck Ever (Please Volition Reins my cards!!)
Now THAT'S a title!
I still say Rocket Launcher over Goblin Cannon because you can use both of them multiple times. With Goblin Cannon , you can activate it's ability, then in response you activate it's ability again, etc, so it's the same as Rocket Launcher except Rocket Launcher has "summoning sickness".
Aura Barbs seems pretty legit. Backdraft is another insanely bad card that needs to be squeezed in. Chaotic Backlash could be sideboard material against non-blue and non-white decks. Falling Star also seems like something that should make an appearance.
As awesome as Darksteel Relic is in this deck, it doesn't burn anyone! It should be replaced with something that can do damage, as this is slowly becoming a colorless artifact deck with only a couple of burn spells.
I'd replace card:Mishra's War Machine with the extremely powerful Disaster Radius , just to tease. ;) But dude, seriously (!!!), your deck absolutely needs Lava Dart . Without mountains in the deck it's way worst than Hornet Sting , which is actually "relatively good" for a green card since green has no direct damage... And who would want a "relatively good" card in the Worst. Burn Deck. Ever.? Hornet Sting is like Psionic Blast , which would be bad for red but is almost "good" in blue. Such quality is unacceptable ;)
Be careful friend, your deck could become too powerful to be contained. Should lower its power level a bit, to be safe.
|Date added||2 years|
|Last updated||2 years|
|Sets||New Phyrexia, 2011 Core Set, 2010 Core Set, Morningtide, Time Spiral "Timeshifted", Fifth Dawn, Judgment, Torment, Invasion, Starter 1999, Tempest, Visions, Alliances, Fourth Edition, Revised Edition|
|Top rank||#1 on 2012-08-26|