The world's most complex conundrum deserves the world's most sophisticated solution.
Also Farts, Angry Farts from Outer Space.
I would honestly say run less lands. you only need 2 maximum. Enlightened Tutor seems like the only thing i could suggest for this deck.
I really like this deck idea, I actually chuckled a little bit when I first saw it, I was thinking maybe a couple Invisible Stalker
thanks for the suggestion, I'll see if i can save up for them since their pricey.