Who Wants to Control Their Own Creatures, Anyway?

Commander / EDH*

Theteebs

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Beacon of Tomorrows
• 1x Blatant Thievery
• 1x Call to Mind
• 1x Clone Legion
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Howl of the Horde
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Mass Mutiny
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Spelltwine
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Treasure Cruise
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Whims of the Fates
• 1x Windfall

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Conjured Currency
• 1x Dismiss into Dream
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Psychic Battle
• 1x Risky Move
• 1x Search for Azcanta  ^Flip
• 1x Thousand-Year Storm
• 1x Tide of War

Creature (16)

• 1x Capricious Efreet
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Djinn of Infinite Deceits
• 1x Echo Mage
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Galvanoth
• 1x Grand Architect
• 1x Meletis Charlatan
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Pili-Pala
• 1x Roil Elemental
• 1x Scribe of the Mindful
• 1x Vedalken Plotter

Land (35)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 15x Island
• 15x Mountain
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Artifact (6)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Sol Ring

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Magmaquake
• 1x Mirror Match
• 1x Opt
• 1x Psychic Spiral
• 1x Quicken
• 1x Radiate
• 1x Reins of Power
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Swan Song

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A joke deck I made in order to have a fun multiplayer experience with everyone. The goal is to cast some bizarre spells that would never usually see EDH play and to let Mizzix reduce the cost of these cards. This deck is all about fun. This deck's Tier 1 play is to Quicken out a Thieves' Auction on your opponents end step, then untap it all on your turn. Have Fun!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.45
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Experience Token