WHO ALWAYS PAYS THEIR TAXES?! NOT SPACE PIRATES!

Casual Control Stax WU (Azorius)

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Land (20)

• 3x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 2x Hallowed Fountain
• 5x Island
• 5x Plains
• 2x Prairie Stream
• 2x Rishadan Port

Kidnapped Princess and her Unicorn Friend (2)

• 1x Emiel the Blessed
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker

The King Himself (1)

• 1x Brago, King Eternal *f-etch*

The Pirate Crew (14)

• 1x Hullbreacher
• 4x Rishadan Brigand
• 4x Rishadan Cutpurse
• 4x Rishadan Footpad
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer

Badge of Authority (4)

• 2x Azorius Signet
• 2x Talisman of Progress

Middle Management (2)

• 1x Dovin, Hand of Control
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV

Pay your TAXES (8)

• 2x Mystic Remora
• 2x Power Sink
• 2x Rhystic Study
• 2x Slow Motion

Teleportation (7)

• 1x Dimensional Breach
• 2x Eerie Interlude
• 2x Ephemerate
• 2x Siren's Ruse

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Taxation without representation is exploitation!!

So on with the exploiting...

Brago, King Eternal has ordered Grand Arbiter Augustin IV to assemble a space pirate army to enforce his preposterous taxes.

Rishadan Brigand, Rishadan Cutpurse, and Rishadan Footpad are the hearty crew. If you can't pay, you can't stay.

Spelltithe Enforcer is an elephant who is pretending to be a space pirate. We don't say anything.

More taxes are levied against our opponents with Slow Motion, Mystic Remora, Rhystic Study, and Power Sink.

Tear a hole in time and space with Dimensional Breach, play space pirate peek-a-boo with Eerie Interlude, or get ephemeral with Ephemerate

The Space Pirates have kidnapped Princess Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker!!! She doesn't seem to mind.

UPDATE: Dovin, Hand of Control lends a controling hand, and gets added to Middle Management!

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5 year later, this deck has become one of my favorite ever built in the 25 years I've played.

I've upgraded the lands a bit, and blinged out the Management. Added and removed a touch here and there to bring it up a notch.

I'm considering trying to translate the deck into Commander, as it's my true love. Any thoughts and suggestions for this deck or a potential EDH vision of it would be appreciated.

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even MORE UPDATE

A Unicorn Friend joins the kidnapped princess!!

Hullbreacher joins the fray!!

Top Ranked	Achieved #3 position overall 6 years ago Achieved #1 position in Casual 4 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	58
Avg. CMC	3.11
Tokens	Treasure
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