I Wonder if They'll Notice

Standard* Aggro Budget Burn Control RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Instant (15)

• 1x Burn Away
• 2x Crippling Chill
• 2x Disdainful Stroke
• 3x Feat of Resistance
• 3x Jeskai Charm
• 4x Shrapnel Blast

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Divination
• 3x Howl of the Horde

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Ensoul Artifact

Artifact (2)

• 2x Obelisk of Urd

Creature (10)

• 2x Generator Servant
• 4x Goblin Kaboomist
• 2x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 2x Scuttling Doom Engine

Land (22)

• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 3x Darksteel Citadel
• 2x Island
• 6x Mountain
• 4x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 2x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 2x Dissipate
• 2x Lightning Strike
• 2x Magma Jet
• 2x Stoke the Flames

Creature (7)

• 1x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 3x Mantis Rider
• 1x Scuttling Doom Engine
• 2x Seeker of the Way

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Maybeboard

Instant (2)

• 1x Defiant Strike
• 1x Dissolve

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Spectra Ward

Creature (3)

• 1x Hoarding Dragon
• 1x Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram

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I'll just put this here... I hope no one noticesEveryone said Goblin Kaboomist was useless. They were probably right! Consider this for a second! The Kaboomist creates artifacts. You can use Ensoul Artifact on those. Imagine attacking with a 5/5 artifact mine, then sacrificing it to destroy an attacking creature while it is still tapped! You could also Shrapnel Blast them, while keeping your more useful artifacts.

I am torn between Generator Servant and Nyx-Fleece Ram as my 2-of creatures to complete the deck. As far as life gain, I belive the 3 Jeskai Charm s are enough to keep my alive long enough to win. The ram offers a nice blocker as well as the slow, but steady life gain. The Generator Servant gives, most importantly, the ability to cast a Scuttling Doom Engine with haste, which is for sure a game winner. Both games I have one so far, have been won in a single turn. The doom engine combined with Howl of the Horde + Shrapnel Blast give the potential for 27 damage. Surprising my opponent with a hasted doom engine will most likely be enough to win the game every time. I have considered Aqueous Form as an alternative to Generator Servant, but that leaves more time for my Scuttling Doom Engine to be removed by an opponent and takes away the element of surprise.

I am thinking about adding Dictate of the Twin Gods so I can flash it in just before my turn and win easily with double damage.

Give it a Playtest and see for yourself just how effective this deck is.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Key combos	Howl of the Horde + Shrapnel Blast
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 5 Rares 21 - 6 Uncommons 11 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.87
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Land Mine
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