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When Gods Play Farming Simulator...

Commander / EDH Eldrazi Goodstuff GW (Selesnya) Ramp

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Farm Simulator 2019

"Gods Edition"

Just like us, Gods have simulation games to dump their free time too.

Commander

Karametra, God of Harvests is a casual commander that I found out to be perfect for me.

For 4 months after comeback to Magic after 15 years, I have been mana screwed for 80% of the time.
Why? Is it the deck? I played Estrid, the Masked and Tuvasa the Sunlit with 38 Lands and 15+ Ramp cards.
And I always mana screwed or can't find any enchantresses in the first 15 turn or so.
I think I'm cursed!

Guess what? After I play Karametra,god of harvests for 4 games,
I got mana flooded for 3 games instead!!
May be the gods see something in me after all, curses or not!! LOL

So, the idea is just a simple "ramp up like crazy and drop big things" style. Plus a lot of good cards, because my play group is getting more and more deadly :(

Farm Simulator's UI

Lands

Start the game with building a green house and keep upgrading it.
Fertilize your soil with Ancient Tomb , Gaea's Cradle , Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Crop rotation with Bountiful Promenade , Brushland , Canopy Vista , City of Brass , Command Tower
Exotic Orchard , Reflecting Pool and all multi-colored lands. OH! and Crop Rotation , no pun intended.
Shopping the seeds to plant with fetchlands Windswept Heath , panoramas Naya Panorama .
And round things up with natural predator plants Wasteland , Maze of Ith .

Mana Dorks

Hire little elves to plant seeds, tend your sprouts and help them grow.
Keep the salary low tho, 1-2 CMC is enough to make baby trees grow.

Arbor Elf , Avacyn's Pilgrim , Birds of Paradise , Heart Warden
Llanowar Elves , Priest of Titania , Quirion Explorer , Voyaging Satyr

Mana Rocks

Aid your farmers with right tools for the job! Plower machines!!
All low cost mana ramp just to get your commander out as quick as possible.
Chrome Mox
Mana Crypt
Mox Diamond
Sol Ring

Double Land Drop Enablers

Expand your green house so you can produce more products
With 38 lands in the deck, you can put a lot of lands in to play and help speeding up our big plan.
Azusa, Lost but Seeking , Courser of Kruphix , Exploration
Mirari's Wake , Oracle of Mul Daya , Wayward Swordtooth

Hate Bears

It's the most care intensive time before fruition.
You need to hire some expert care taker to make sure no one can harm your growing veggies.

A little hate card that disrupts opponent's board and combo. Don't get too much hate tho.
We are just farmers not warriors.
Aven Mindcensor
Containment Priest
Gaddock Teeg
Grand Abolisher
Reclamation Sage
Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
Shalai, Voice of Plenty

Draw Engines

When our tree are getting big enough to bare fruit, pour down the fertilizer!
Make our fruits and flowers grow and bloom so we can process them further.

Keep the engine going. Draw when you cast creatures for more value!
Beast Whisperer
Guardian Project
Harmonize
Huatli, Radiant Champion
Lifecrafter's Bestiary
Nissa, Vital Force
Rishkar's Expertise
Sylvan Library

Removals and Protections

Protect our farm with pesticides!
Use every mean to keep those pesky bugs away.
Krosan Grip , Aura Shards for those annoying combos.
Phyrexian Rebirth or any wrath. Combo with Avacyn, Angel of Hope
Swords to Plowshares , Path to Exile for targeted problematic creature.
Teferi's Protection , Heroic Intervention for board wipes protection.

Tutors

Grow the right plant for the right time! Demand-Supply is a basic marketing knowledge!
Tutor to your heart content. Elves for early game, draw engine for mid game and big guys in the late game.
Crop Rotation for the land you need.
Eladamri's Call , Green Sun's Zenith for the creature you need.
Enlightened Tutor for the right tool.
Survival of the Fittest , Fauna Shaman Trade small elves for a big one.
Tooth and Nail , Genesis Wave , Natural Order bring out the big guys!!

Recursion

Recycle dead plants. Make them fertilizer and grow the same tree again!
Good old recursion stuff.
Eternal Witness
Sun Titan

Big Guys

Make raw material into products!
Avenger of Zendikar good old massive token generator.
Linvala, Keeper of Silence a little more hate bear.
Sigarda, Host of Herons leave our farmers alone!
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger Sometimes, a big farm bring locust swarm to near by locations.

Real Big Guys

Hey! who play games alone now a days!
Get these real big boys out! Use your mana to have some fun!
Avacyn, Angel of Hope make your farm made of steel.
Craterhoof Behemoth Trample all your opponents.
Dragonlord Dromoka Please play fair and square! no more tricks!
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite My farmers become gladiators while yours dead!
Karametra, God of Harvests Our player! Keep upgrading your farm.
Kozilek, Butcher of Truth Just another guess come to study our farm. Draw cards.
Nylea, God of the Hunt Make weapon for your farmers and big boys.

Side Board cards are the card that I have and can swap.

All comments are welcome!!

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Date added 5 years
Last updated 5 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

17 - 10 Mythic Rares

42 - 7 Rares

11 - 5 Uncommons

11 - 14 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.47
Tokens City's Blessing, Emblem Huatli, Radiant Champion, Emblem Nissa, Vital Force, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Plant 0/1 G
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