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What is that thing and why is it barfing up sand?

Commander / EDH Four Color Horde Magic Ramp Tokens Tribal

DERPLINGSUPREME


Description

The third instalment in my patent-pending Nephilim EDH decks. This is foccused around ramping and making meeples. THe main mechanics include anthems, ramp, sacrifice, and tokens. If you enjoyed this deck or are looking for another deck to look at, there's a link to the other 2 nephilim decks at the bottom of the page.

Please +1 the deck if you like it, and leave suggestions of cards to put in/ take out, and also include why. when playtested, it won on turn 6. please enjoy!

links: What is that thing and why is it smiling at us?, Overloaded circuts: How to raise an army and What is that thing and why is it Staring at us?

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brokendwarf says... #1

inb4 "not legendary"

I always liked Yore-Tiller Nephilim the most. Maybe cause reanimating ridiculous creature is fun.

April 5, 2015 12:21 a.m.

OMG! i keep having to explain this. in the lore they are legendary. the only reason they aren't legendary is b/c WoTC skrewed up. Also, sorry, but I haven't done yore yet. I know what I'm gonna do, but its late and I've already made 3 nephilims today.

April 5, 2015 12:23 a.m.

brokendwarf says... #3

I know they're not legendary. inb4 literally means "in before", implying someone usually makes a comment about how they're not legendary.

April 5, 2015 12:28 a.m.

aah.

starts theorizing about what ThisIsBullshit looks like for his fanfiction

April 5, 2015 12:30 a.m.

KranonV2 says... #5

LEGENDAIRY

April 21, 2015 8:18 p.m.

I... am going.... to

nevermind, I got a better idea.

I act like I'm going to hug you, but then I pin you down and do horrible things to your butt!

ty4th+1

April 21, 2015 8:20 p.m.

HOW DID YOU MAKE TO BACKGROUND OF THIS PAGE VENGEVINE!?!?!?

Also, Life and Limb + Sporemound = infinite land tokens = infinite sand tokens. If you like.

April 21, 2015 8:59 p.m.

AricMcDonald

femme's probably going to scold me. DONT EVER mention my name when reffering to this.

img src="url here jpg form" style="position:fixed;top:0px;left:0px;width:100%;height:100%;z-index:-1;" /

that with < at the beginning, and > at the end.

April 21, 2015 9:31 p.m.

also, plz +1 for my possible troubles with femme.

April 21, 2015 9:31 p.m.

Defpotec says... #10

Why in the world would you do it that way when you could inject CSS to change the background image?

April 21, 2015 9:35 p.m.

du fucks "CSS"?

April 21, 2015 9:36 p.m.

Why on earth (or Ravnica, for that matter.) would she be upset when she practically has a "for dummies" guide to TO formatting on her user page?

April 21, 2015 10:57 p.m.

AricMcDonald

oh! its up!

well, b4 it was up she was making sure I wouldnt spread the word.

anyhow, mine is the "dirty version" that aledgedly has issues. I havent encountered any, so its fine just to copy and paste.

or you can read femme's guide, but if you're like me, you just want to have a thing to put places, not a full-fledged textbook on how.

April 21, 2015 11:01 p.m.

Totally reasonable to be scared of her. She's scary.

And I agree. Much nicer to just paste in text than actually know how stuff works.

Ok, so, I must be doing this wrong. I'm trying to make my background Glimpse the Unthinkable I've placed the following text into the description:

<img src="http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130611022357/warriorsofmyth/images/a/a1/Glimpse_the_Unthinkable.jpg." style="position:fixed;top:0px;left:0px;width:100%;height:100%;z-index:-1;" />

Is anything glaringly wrong with that? Or is this what you were talking about it allegedly having issues?

It may be completely obvious that I'm an utter novice at formatting. Forgive me if there's some really rookie mistake.

April 21, 2015 11:24 p.m.

well, just the fact that it shows up on this page without FUCKING the entier site means there's something wrong. (I did that once on accident).so, are there spaces after and before the code? b/c there shouldnt be. also, there's a period after the "jpg" part.

yup. just tested it. its the period.

AricMcDonald

April 21, 2015 11:36 p.m.

Yay! Thank you!

Now to spend a few hours putting back grounds into most of my decks that I care about.

April 21, 2015 11:42 p.m.

I hear yuh bro.

you can also change the color of the font with font color="color you so desire"

with the arrows, of course.

April 21, 2015 11:44 p.m.

Defpotec says... #18

Something to note: Image leeching is rude and sometimes illegal... Sites pay for bandwidth for hosting.

April 21, 2015 11:47 p.m.

"image leeching"?

Defpotec plz explain why the FBI is on my ass right now?

April 21, 2015 11:51 p.m.

Defpotec says... #20

Here's a quick post on the topic.

I understand you're being facetious, but just take it into consideration... imgur and photobucket are things for a reason.

April 21, 2015 11:55 p.m.

Okay, I looked at the 3 reasons of why its bad. I understand it, but none of those seem to apply here. also, its not like this is new. People have done this on this site for god knows how long. I've been here bout 6 months. I aint the first, and sure as hell wont be the last. Its good that we have someone else to try and maintain order, though, especially with me if you're familiar with anything I do. Dude, play your cards right, and chances are you might become an admin, or at least a scout for epoch.

Keep up the good work!

I'll personally recomend you once you get up there. epoch is VERY familiar with me and my shenanigans, so hearing that you shut me up and made me see reason will be a big plus for you getting up there.

best of luck,

_Keb

April 22, 2015 12:02 a.m.

Runlue says... #22

SAND BARFING

May 6, 2015 8:40 p.m.

indeed.

NOW GO! make your own deck allong the simple guidlines set by the commander you choose! (which should be this one, BTW)

+1!

HUZZA!

May 6, 2015 8:42 p.m.

Runlue says... #24

But it's $400+!

And do I HAVE to +1 it?

May 6, 2015 8:46 p.m.

6tennis says... #25

Runlue Screw walls, sand is all the rage right now.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

May 9, 2015 1:42 a.m.

@Runlue i dunno, sure.

you too 6tennis

May 9, 2015 1:45 a.m.

6tennis says... #27

But of course.

May 9, 2015 1:50 a.m.

Surprising combo with Dune-Brood Nephilim: Earnest Fellowship. The Nephilim will be unblockable to everything except blue or artifact creatures, making it pretty likely you'll spew those sand tokens out turn after turn. Meanwhile, since the tokens are colourless, they can do all of your blocking without problem. What do you think?

November 11, 2015 10:42 p.m.

@ClockworkSwordfish I didn't even know that was a card!

that's most definitely going in. thank you!

November 11, 2015 11:12 p.m.

divinagon says... #30

Neat. When they made the 4 color commanders, I honestly thought Wizards were gonna make the Nephilims legendary as secondary commanders. Sucks that they didn't, but I like the deck. +1

November 18, 2016 4:01 p.m.

bren0791 says... #31

how about Marath, Will of the Wild? I would sub him in for Harrow.With doubling season already in, he can put counters on himself, and his abilities work well in your build.Way better than Harrow because you have a decent and accessible mana base without Harrow.

December 17, 2016 7:02 p.m.

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Date added 1 year
Last updated 1 year
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Cards 99
Avg. CMC 4.69
Tokens 1/1 Goblin, 0/1 Plant, 2/2 Zombie, 1/1 Pegasus, 1/1 Sand, 3/3 Beast
Folders Cool EDH Decks, Future Commander decks, Interesting Decks, EDH, nephilim, Decks to Check Out, EDH (TOKEN)
Views 2322

Revision 4 (1 year ago)

-1 Glorious Anthem main
+1 Earnest Fellowship maybe

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