What Do You Call Your Act? Dimir Aristocrats

Modern

aaronichi

Instant (2)

• 2x Second Harvest

Sorcery (10)

• 2x Dark Petition
• 4x Duress
• 2x Mutilate
• 2x Read the Bones

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Awakening Zone
• 2x Cryptolith Rite
• 2x Doubling Season

Creature (18)

• 4x Blood Artist
• 2x Blood Bairn
• 4x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 2x Bloodline Keeper  ^Flip
• 2x Corpsejack Menace
• 4x Llanowar Elves

Land (24)

• 8x Forest
• 16x Swamp

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Sideboard

Instant (4)

• 4x Windstorm

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Primal Vigor

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A man walks into a casting agent with his family. The casting agent says, "Let me see your act."

Llanowar Elves comes out on turn one. Turn 2, Llanowar Elves taps allowing a 3 mana pool. Bloodflow Connoisseur comes out ready to party. Turn 4, Llanowar Elves build an Awakening Zone and they invite their friend Blood Artist to the party. Turn 5, things go crazy when Doubling Season comes out. Awakening Zone produces token after token. At some point, Corpsejack Menace begins his tap act. It's blindingly fast. Bloodflow Connoisseur swings in, sacrificing everyone but the Corpsejack Menace (because of his sweet tap skills).
The casing agent looks at them, amazed by their prowess. He sits back in his chair, contemplating. "And what do you call your act?"
Bloodflow Connoisseur looks him square in the eyes and says, "The Aristocrats!"

In reality, my deck is going to have Primal Vigor instead of Doubling Season. Seriously though, why is Doubling Season legal in Modern and Primal Vigor isn't? They are pretty much the same card. If nothing else, Primal Vigor is weaker. It should be the legal one.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 12 - 0 Rares 6 - 4 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Vampire 2/2 B