We Want Fun And You'd Better Believe It

Commander / EDH* Group Slug Mono-Red

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Instant (2)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Puppet's Verdict

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Apocalypse
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Rough / Tumble
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Enchantment (20)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Electropotence
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Mindmoil
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x Tectonic Instability
• 1x Total War
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Artifact (12)

• 1x Anvil of Bogardan
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Kill Switch
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Sands of Time
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

Creature (11)

• 1x Archwing Dragon
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Goblin Cadets
• 1x Grinning Ignus
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Oni of Wild Places
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Viashino Cutthroat
• 1x Viashino Sandscout
• 1x Viashino Sandstalker

Land (37)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x High Market
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 31x Mountain
• 1x Springjack Pasture
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Commander (1)

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Sorcery (1)

• 1x Mizzium Mortars

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Impatience
• 1x In the Web of War
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Vicious Shadows
• 1x Wild Evocation

Artifact (1)

• 1x Thran Dynamo

Creature (1)

• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

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The basic strategy of this deck is to win off spammed ETB triggers, and until then, be as absolutely insane and chaotic as possible. A good sense of humor is required to enjoy playing with or against this deck.

Key Combos and Cards

Norin the Wary + Confusion in the Ranks - This makes sure that no opponent can keep a creature longer than a turn. Also, when Norin exiles, he comes back under my control, so I can do it again.

Springjack Pasture + Confusion in the Ranks + High Market - Turns your goats into your opponent's creatures, and few things are funnier than stealing an opponent's creature and replacing it with a goat. Also, if your opponent attempts to take said creature back (or it just outlives it's usefulness) then you take it to High Market and trade it in for 1 life.

Norin the Wary + Purphoros, God of the Forge or Electropotence or Warstorm Surge or Pandemonium - My main win condition (aside from making someone ragequit) is to blast them repeatedly with effects like these, along with using doubling effects like Furnace of Rath and Gratuitous Violence.

Boseiju, Who Shelters All and Cavern of Souls and Price of Glory and Defense Grid - Because I hate countermagic with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

NEW! - High Market + Bearer of the Heavens - Functions as a brother to Jokulhaups and Obliterate. Also, I gain 1 life.

To sum it up, a friend asked me when he saw this deck something along the lines of "Are you trying to actually win with this thing or are you trying to drive your opponent insane and make them flip the table on you?" Three guesses what my answer was.

Official deck theme song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FynQr6h6jBY

Suggestions are welcome as always.

EDIT - 04-08-14

Decided to focus the deck more on ETB triggers and general tomfoolery and removed a lot of the coin-flip centered shenanigans. Wait, what? (Norin the Wary) was almost like a cheat-sheet for help making this deck, so I'll give credit where it's due.

Also swapping Chaosphere out for Dictate of the Twin Gods when it hits the site.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 55 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 1 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.37
Tokens	Goat 0/1 W, Myr 1/1 C
Folders	decks I like