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Are you a troll? Do you wish your games of EDH would last forever? Do the moans and groans of your closest friends, random people, and jerks at the game store bring you unbridled joy? Then look no further than this deck. "Wait, What?" is exactly the deck youve been looking for. This deck wins by not winning, and when it doesn't win, you lose knowing everyone on the board hates you. Let me take you on a little tour of Norin's world...

"Roses are blue, Violets are dead, I countered your spell, And I'm playing red."

Countering with Red: You have Fork, Reverberate, Wild Ricochet, Radiate, Reiterate, Red Elemental Blast, & Pyroblast. These spells are clutch utility. These are your dupes, your counters, & a win con. And yes, the blasts are main borads... occasionally they are dead cards, but, when you go head to head witha blue layer, hes no expecting to counter his counter/win combo. Don't be so quick to use these spells early game, hang on and make these guys count... we don't have any recurrsion in this here deck!

"Creatures? Creatures!? We don't need no stinking creatures!"

Norin's Creature club: Norin doesn't roll deep, but we roll's with a few solid bro's that are with him though thick and thin... mostly.

Archwing Dragon usually comes over to Norin's place angry as hell, sometimes he punches the neighbors, but usually he just comes over drops off a friend and leaves. He's got a stressful job, but he's cool. He doesn't really mean what he says.

Goblin Welder is forever losing peoples things, seriously. Everyones. But, it seems like everytime he loses one thing he finds another thing he lost before, so its hard to stay mad at him for long. It just sucks when he loses one of your neighbors super exspensive toys and hads them a rock in return... they really don't like that.

Hoarding Dragon Is cool, he always helps you find something... he just never gives it to you until he leaves. He's like really like to jam out to Genesis Chamber.

Bearer of the Heavens IGreat guy when hes not black out drunk... he just wrecks EVERYTHING if he is. Sheesh.

Hamletback Goliath Norin can't drive. So He usually hitches a ride on Ol' Hamgo's back here. It's a great relationship, every time Norin comes over for a ride, Hamgo gets even more beefed up.

Purphoros, God of the Forge Is the most solid bro Norin knows. I mean seriously. Dude is a hulk. I mean half the time he's there, but not really theres, but every time Norin comes back to the house he beast modes all the jerk neighbors in the face and Norin is in an out A LOT.

Suggestions

Updates

So, Norin has been pretty stagnant of the past year or so... So I decided it was time for a facelift!

I read through all of your comments and reassessed what was going on my deck... I decided to give the deck a little more "focus" if you will.

We've added more ETB effects (Goblin Assassin & In the Web of War), added some red counterspells (Red Elemental Blast & Pyroblast), added in more chaos effects (Possibility Storm), and dumped a few cards that i really loved but just weren't adding anything (So long Final Fortune & Fiery Gambit).

Price point on the deck didn't really move so that good. But with these few changes here, Norin is still annoying as ever but a bit more deadly... Can't wait to see what will happen now.

Thanks again for everyones help and let me know how your trollin decks are rollin!

Comments

AndrewAckerman says... #1

I think Timesifter would be an excellent addition to this deck. Turn orders are so boring, always clockwise yawn. lets make a fun game out of it.

January 30, 2016 3:57 a.m.

commonhumans says... #2

AndrewAckerman Timesifter is in there! Its a great card you are right.

Norin needs a heavy overhaul right now - but that card will stay in.

January 30, 2016 11:11 a.m.

What about the one red drop enchantment, Hysteria?

January 31, 2016 4:52 p.m.

mess up on that suggestion, I meant, Mass Hysteria, my apologies.

January 31, 2016 4:53 p.m.

RalZerek says... #5

Just curious if you were to add Crucible of Worlds what would you swap out?

Btw awsome deck +1

February 2, 2016 3:34 p.m.

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Date added 4 years
Last updated 1 year
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.16
Tokens 0/1 Goat, 1/1 Goblin, 3/3 Beast, 0/1 Kobold, 1/1 Elemental Cat, 1/1 Myr
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Top rank #1 on 2012-07-11
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Revision 18 (1 year ago)

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