Are you an MTG player who absolutely loves annoying your opponents? Do you like winning in stupid ways? Do you want your friends and family to disown you and your mtg group to kick you out? Do you love playing pauper?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, this is the decklist for you!
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The concept behind this deck is very simple. You have 12 Persistent Petitoners, and your goal is to spam them for their second activated ability, milling 12 cards and causing your girlfriend to leave you for Gerald.
Fucking Gerald!
Now you can show Gerald who's boss with the most unbelievably retarded pauper deck in existence! Amazing!
BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
With a mill deck based around Persistent Petitioner, you get not one, not two, but sixteen persistent petitioners!
WOW
Just see what THESE satisfied customers have to say:
"This deck is amazing! 9/10!" - JacesLongSchlong12
"I can't believe how quickly this deck wins the game! Love it!" - Aboriginal_Elf_934
"Miranda why did you leave me its only a game Miranda I still love you why are you with Gerald he's not even that cool Miranda please come back don't do this to me. 7/10" - Anon
"This deck sucks my infect deck would absolutely stomp this go eat shit and die." - infectUser69
