UG Morons

Standard GU (Simic)

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Instant (5)

• 3x Dissolve
• 2x Icy Blast

Sorcery (4)

• 3x Taigam's Scheming
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Enchantment (7)

• 2x Aqueous Form
• 2x Secret Plans
• 3x Trail of Mystery

Artifact (3)

• 3x Ghostfire Blade

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Kiora, the Crashing Wave

Creature (16)

• 2x Hooded Hydra
• 4x Icefeather Aven
• 2x Kiora's Follower
• 2x Prophet of Kruphix
• 2x Rattleclaw Mystic
• 4x Sagu Mauler

Land (23)

• 8x Forest
• 8x Island
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 4x Thornwood Falls
• 2x Yavimaya Coast

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Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 2x Disdainful Stroke
• 2x Force Away
• 3x Naturalize

Creature (8)

• 3x Dragon's Eye Savants
• 3x Monastery Flock
• 2x Thousand Winds

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Voyage's End

Creature (1)

• 1x Courser of Kruphix

Land (1)

• 1x Mana Confluence

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Help me perfect this slightly comical deck!

Made this deck at 3:00 in the morning one day. I then went to enter it in a Standard competition, but my phone auto-corrected it to "Morons" from "Morphs" and the name was quite a hit at the tournament (not to mention I came in 6th somehow.)

I now want to improve it as much as possible! I think it's an awesome idea and can totally be pulled off competitively!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 19 - 2 Rares 11 - 3 Uncommons 10 - 10 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.76
Tokens	Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Kraken 9/9 U, Morph 2/2 C, Snake 1/1 G