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Ueshiba Morihei's Worst Student (Aikido/Chaos EDH)

Commander / EDH* Combo Jank Theme/Gimmick UBR (Grixis) Vorthos

Gattison


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EDH/Commander Obeka, Brute Chronologist Aikido/Chaos
Grixis Expect the unexpected.

Sleeves: Ultra-Pro PRO-Matte Eclipse (Light Blue)
Deck: PRO 100+ Deck Box (Red)


The name of the game is: (your answer here)

  • LANDS: In a parallel universe somewhere, there are people that look just like you and your friends, and they all have the opposite amount of facial hair as you do. And they all swing with lands and tap nonlands for mana. Today you learned this.
  • RAMP: A pretty obvious and self-explanatory section, so I'll just waste your time and mine by writing this here.
  • DRAW & TUTOR: Draw extra cards and search for specific ones. I don't wanna wait around to get the shenanigans started, so this will allow me to irresponsibly get instant gratification out of all the ridiculous BS I put in here.
  • REMOVAL & CONTROL: Before we even get into what those shenanigans might be, let's talk about basic ways to keep everything in line. I usually arrange my creatures across the top of my playmat, and my lands along the bottom, using the mat's edge to make sure all my cards are evenly spaced and parallel to each other. Then I put my artifacts and enchantments in the middle, just to keep the universe balanced. And so I don't die, of course.
  • LOSE CONTROL: I feel like there's a song reference I'm missing here. Otherwise these cards are what the game is really all about. Whatever your opponents want to cast, you probably shouldn't let them. Instead, it would probably be a good idea to make them cast any other random card instead. Sounds smart to me. I'm totally doing it.
  • SHARE CONTROL: Rely on others to play good stuff. Then trade them for it. But in the communist way. You know. By force and without asking. (Or get your own stuff back from others that are all up in your sandbox.)
  • TAKE CONTROL: Steal stuff from your opponents, smack them over the head with it, and then give it right back to them with their own blood still wet and dripping off of it. So they can hit you back on their turn. That way everybody is treated like an equal. Well, sometimes you'll give it back. Sometimes you'll just, not.
  • DISTRACTIONS: This deck also contains some random, weird shit just to keep everybody on their toes. There's stuff to fight over and stuff for everybody to work together against. And one Yu-Gi-Oh! card, altered to look like a Magic card. Nobody has noticed yet. My friends are all unobservant.

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Date added 4 years
Last updated 8 months
Exclude colors WG
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

6 - 0 Mythic Rares

49 - 0 Rares

15 - 0 Uncommons

10 - 0 Commons

Cards 99
Avg. CMC 4.05
Tokens Soldier 1/1 W
Folders Gattison's EDH/Commander Decks, Yoink
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