Why Win When Your Opponent Can Lose?

Modern

KeelHaul10

Land (24)

• 4x Akoum Refuge
• 4x Bojuka Bog
• 6x Mountain
• 10x Swamp

Artifact (6)

• 3x Immortal Coil
• 3x Talisman of Indulgence

Sorcery (12)

• 4x Diabolic Tutor
• 4x Harmless Offering
• 4x Read the Bones

Instant (3)

• 3x Imp's Mischief

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Demonic Pact

Creature (11)

• 4x Abyssal Persecutor
• 3x Bazaar Trader
• 4x Vampire Nighthawk

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 4x Murder
• 4x Treacherous Urge

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 2x Reversal of Fortune

Artifact (3)

• 3x Synod Sanctum

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After playing several nights of Modern, I've concluded: Winning is too hard! My opponents are simply too good! Their decks are tier 1 masterpieces and my broke ass doesn't want to pony up, so...why play to win when my opponent can play to lose!

Here, I'll show you:

Abyssal Persecutor - beefy boi, mean evasion, and all for 4 mana! Oh, except the clause underneath it...unless I mix him with Bazaar Trader. Now I can donate my demon to my opponent and have a Platinum Angel effect!

While I'm immortal I might as well make the most of it with Glorious End and Demonic Pact. and in case things go south there's always my get out of jail card (Sundial of the Infinite). Harmless Offering gives my deadly cards to my opponent when my pact runs dry or my Bazaar Trader gets removed.

One last thing, Immortal Coil can help me out by being donated to my opponent and I play Bojuka Bog to kill them! man, and I thought having my graveyard exiled was rough!

anyways, thanks for stopping in, and please leave your thoughts on how I could improve my deck!

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 4 Rares 15 - 11 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.17
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