Trolling Masterplan

Commander / EDH* Casual Hive Mind Jank Multiplayer Primer Theme/Gimmick

ThrunTheTroll628

Land (29)

• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Ass Whuppin'
• 1x Clear the Mind
• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Death by Dragons
• 1x Death Wish
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Mind Twist
• 1x Saheeli's Artistry
• 1x Transmute Artifact

Instant (28)

• 1x Aethersnatch
• 1x Alter Reality
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Delay
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Guttural Response
• 1x Intuition
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Narset's Reversal
• 1x Negate
• 1x Nexus of Fate
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pull from Eternity
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Reiterate
• 1x Renounce
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Unsubstantiate
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Whir of Invention

Creature (5)

• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Mnemonic Sliver
• 1x Paper Tiger
• 1x Platinum Angel

Commander (1)

Artifact (19)

• 1x Bronze Tablet
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x The Chain Veil
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Dack Fayden
• 1x Sorin Markov

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Hive Mind

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So, no doubt you've seen my deck, The Reality Bomb but if your anything like me you want more. Why destroy your planes-walkers when you could absorb them and make yourself more powerful? I've taken a page out of Nicol Bolas' book and discovered a way to do just that with the help of two beautiful cards, Bronze Tablet and Ass Whuppin' .

Step 1: Infinite Mana

Once again we must create infinite mana, but I've chosen a new combo this time Dramatic Reversal + Reiterate / Isochron Scepter Either exile Dramatic Reversal with Isochron Scepter and have enough non-land mana producers to create + one mana of any color or you can make a bunch of copies of Dramatic Reversal using Reiterate and have enough non-land mana producers to make + one mana of any color

Step 2: Draw your deck

Cast your Commander, Sliver Overlord , activate his tutor ability to tutor up Mnemonic Sliver . Mnemonic Sliver allows you to sacrifice Sliver Overlord to draw a card, then recast him from the command zone over and over again, by the end you commander tax will be insane but you have infinite mana so it doesn't matter. You can now draw your deck, use a combination of Pull from Eternity and Clear the Mind to grab any cards that are in the graveyard or exile.

Step 3: establish a way to repeatedly cast cards

While we can once again use cards like Clear the Mind to return cards we've cast to our library and from there draw them, I've decided on a method with less steps once established this time so we can focus on the more important steps ahead.
1. If you haven't already, cast Isochron Scepter , exiling Dramatic Reversal .
2. Cast Saheeli's Artistry , targeting Isochron Scepter , hold priority.
3. Cast Narset's Reversal targeting the Saheeli's Artistry still on the stack, hold priority.
4. Cast Reiterate (with buyback), targeting the original Narset's Reversal , allow the Reiterate to resolve, but nothing else.
5. When the Reiterate resolves, have the copy of Narset's Reversal target the original Narset's Reversal , allow this Narset's Reversal to resolve returning the original Narset's Reversal to your hand.
6. Cast Reiterate (with buyback), targeting Saheeli's Artistry .
7. Allow Reiterate to resolve, have the copy of Saheeli's Artistry target Isochron Scepter .
8. Allow the copy of Saheeli's Artistry to resolve.
9. When the Isochron Scepter comes into play, imprint Narset's Reversal on it.
10. Activate your new Isochron Scepter to cast a copy of Narset's Reversal , have the copy target the original Saheeli's Artistry . Allow this copy of Narset's Reversal to resolve.
11. Have the new copy of Saheeli's Artistry target Isochron Scepter once more.
12. Allow the copy of Saheeli's Artistry resolve.
13. When this Isochron Scepter comes into play, imprint Mana Drain
Now, you have all the spells you originally had still in your hand, but you also have two new Isochron Scepter s, one creating Narset's Reversal copies, the other creating Mana Drain copies.
Allow me to ensure you, this overly complicated process is absolutely necessary to instill a sense of dread into our victims.
While we could simply do this every time we cast a spell, it's awfully time consuming and we have planes-walkers to absorb. Fortunately, we can use these Isochron Scepters to more easily cast spells repeatedly.
1. Cast a spell
2. Activate the Isochron Scepter that has imprinted Narset's Reversal .
3. Activate the Isochron Scepter that has imprinted Dramatic Reversal .
The Narset's Reversal will return the spell you cast to your hand while creating a copy to resolve and the Dramatic Reversal will untap the scepters allowing you to repeat the process.
Mana Drain will prevent your opponent from doing anything (if they held onto a card for this long) and we'll need it later for more shenanigans.

Step 4: Finish Setting Up

cast all of the following which you have not yet cast:
The Chain Veil
Dack Fayden
Sorin Markov
Platinum Angel (this is just so you don't have to worry about milling yourself out)
Vedalken Orrery
Glen Elendra Archmage
Plus you might as well cast all your mana rocks.
Now use your Isochron Scepter s to cast infinite Saheeli's Artistry to create infinite Glen Elendra Archmage

Step 5: Take care of opponents hands, graveyards, and exile zone

Use Isochron Scepter loops along with Mind Twist , Pull from Eternity , and Clear the Mind to put everything that is not on the victims battlefield into their library.

Step 6: Dragons!

Cast Death by Dragons , giving all your opponents a dragon (target yourself for the player with no dragons) use the Isochron Scepter loop to return the spell to your hand and repeat it infinitely, giving all your opponents infinite dragons.
Your victims might start looking hopeful, infinite dragons sound nice. Don't worry though, we are just getting there hopes up to better crush them later

Step 7: Cast Hive Mind

Cast Hive Mind , your victims won't know what to think now, did you just mess up? or do you have something dastardly planed? The answer is the latter but we won't tell them that just yet.

Step 8: Cast Nexus of Fate

Cast Nexus of Fate and return it to your hand with the Isochron Scepter loop. Hive Mind will trigger and all of your opponents will get a copy of Nexus of Fate . choose one player to be your first victim. Use your infinite Glen Elendra Archmage s to counter all Nexus of Fate s, Narset's Reversal s, and Dramatic Reversalss besides that player's, including your own. don't pass the turn quite yet, however.

Step 9: Mind Control

Use your infinite mana and infinite Dramatic Reversals to activate The Chain Veil infinite times, you can now use your planes-walkers abilities infinite times.
Activate Sorin Markov 's +1 ability targeting any dragons infinitely, don't kill all the dragons, just give Sorin Markov infinite loyalty counters and gain infinite life.
Use Sorin Markov 's -7 ability multiple times, targeting each opponent once.
Now you can pass turn. It is now your first victim's turn.
on your opponents turn, cast Renounce (you can generate infinite mana any time so you'll have to do that again before you do this). Hivemind will trigger, go ahead and counter all but your current victim's copy (Again, use Glen Elendra Archmage as the activated ability won't trigger Hive Mind and remember that your Narset's Reversal s and Dramatic Reversal s will also create copies that will need to be countered). Since you control the player, you get to decide what he sacrifices, go ahead and make your victim sacrifice all of their permanents, since they had infinite dragons they will now have infinite life but no permanents.
Then cast Saheeli's Artistry (Don't worry about sorcery speed, we have Vedalken Orrery ), ounce again counter all copies except for the one the mind-controlled player owns, since you control all his actions, have him copy Platinum Angel .
Now cast Nexus of Fate again, this time choose a new victim and counter every other copy.
repeat the process for each opponent.
By now, your victims are starting to think they have you figured, out, you've given them extra turns, then used mind control to waste them, you've given them dragons only to take them away. They will have concluded that you are taunting them and you will soon take away there infinite life and platinum angels as well. Good, let them think that, in reality our plans are far more ambitious.

Step 10: Manifest destiny

Use Sorin Markov 's -3 to set all your opponents back to 10 life (you'll have to activate The Chain Veil a bunch of times again). Go to combat and attack each player with 1 Glen Elendra Archmage to set their life to 8.
give your opponents infinite dragons again by casting Death by Dragons and countering all copies but you own.
Now repeatedly cast Reality Shift (again, counter all your opponent's copies) exiling their dragons to manifest your opponents' entire libraries.

Step 11: Time to reveal our plot

Cast Bronze Tablet , then repeatedly copy it with Saheeli's Artistry (again, remember to counter all spells but your own and to use Narset's Reversal to return it to your hand, if I don't say otherwise, just assume you need to do this from here on out).
Use Dramatic Reversal to untap all your infinite Bronze Tablet s. Then, activate enough tablet tokens to steal every manifested card. Don't worry, tokens disappear when placed in exile (the card tokens you sometimes use is just a visual representation) therefore, you will take every card in your opponents deck for our own and give nothing in return. Additionally, they cannot pay the 10 life as they only have 8 life.

You thought we were done now?

Your opponents probably did to, and while there understandably angry at losing their entire deck (if they tell you that you have "stolen" their decks, simply reply that they had been out-played), they are probably consoling themselves, reminding themselves that they still own the rest of their collection.
This is no good. Once more give your opponents infinite dragons, then use mind control ( Sorin Markov ) and Renounce to give your opponents infinite life, This time however, rather then using Saheeli's Artistry , cast Death Wish , since you control the player you'll be able to go through their collection and put any one card from their collection into their hand.
Recast Death Wish repeatedly until every card your victim owns is in their hand.
Cast Mind Twist and Clear the Mind to shuffle their entire collection into their library.

By now you should see where this is going, repeat to all players, make all player's life count 8, give them infinite dragons, Reality Shift the dragons to manifest their entire collection then take their entire collection with more Bronze Tablet tokens.

You thought we were done NOW?????

You are forgetting that their is a card sitting on the battlefield and doing nothing, Dack Fayden ! Besides that, we still have an Alter Reality and Ass Whuppin' that isn't doing anything.

Don't worry, our plans are more ambitious than anyone could have possibly imagined.

Use The Chain Veil to raise Dack Fayden 's loyalty and use his ultimate.
Cast Ass Whuppin' Then use Alter Reality to change "Silver" to "black" (for older cards you may need to use other colors as well, and of course, this step is unnecessary if the target already has a silver border)
Note that this part is a little tricky, you cannot cast Ass Whuppin' if there is nothing it can target, for this reason we have included Paper Tiger simply cast Paper Tiger and target it. However, you can't change the target after casting Alter Reality as a target has already been chosen, additionally, you can't simply create a copy with new target using Narset's Reversal as you need to cast the spell to trigger Dack Fayden 's emblem.
Therefore, you'll have to cast Aethersnatch , targeting the original Ass Whuppin' , you can now change the target of Ass Whuppin' to a black-bordered card.
Once you've targeted the card, go ahead and return and counter all the spells on the stack, we don't actually need the spells, all we needed was the Dack Fayden emblem trigger. let the emblem trigger resolve, walk up to the table and snatch the permanent from the table, explaining yourself to the new table is optional.

Repeat this effect to gain control of every permanent you can see.
Go wild, Mark Rosewater (the Un-Rules Manager) explicitly confirmed that, in conjunction with Ass Whuppin', you're allowed to use: Skype, hidden video cameras, military-grade binoculars and/or a navy-surplus periscope.
Some big mtg channel live streaming? You own their permanents! With any luck they'll be playing non-budget cards.
Sneak in a lifeguard tower and in conjunction with said binoculars you'll be able to steal every permanent in the building (consider playing where a tournament is being held or a FNM)

Okay, now we're almost done, time to clean up.

You can only use Bronze Tablet on permanents your opponents control. Therefore, you'll have to use Harmless Offering to give your new-found permanents to your opponents, don't worry you'll get them back.

Use your bronze table tokens to gain ownership over all the previously mentioned permanents

Now, you must do something very important: Resign.

Your victims have won the game, but who really won?

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.44
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Emblem Dack Fayden, Manifest 2/2 C, Spirit 1/1 C