Totes just a joke deck

Casual*

Ninjacow12

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 3x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 2x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze's End
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Expropriate
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Selfie Preservation
• 1x Subterranean Tremors

Creature (26)

• 1x Baron Von Count
• 1x Clam-I-Am
• 1x Custodi Lich
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Goblin Bookie
• 1x Ground Pounder
• 1x Hangman
• 1x Hydradoodle
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Inhumaniac
• 1x Jumbo Imp
• 1x Keeper of Keys
• 1x Ol' Buzzbark
• 1x Painiac
• 1x Poultrygeist
• 1x Protector of the Crown
• 1x Queen Marchesa
• 1x Regal Behemoth
• 1x Rules Lawyer
• 1x Skyline Despot
• 1x Snickering Squirrel
• 1x Socketed Sprocketer
• 1x Steel Squirrel
• 1x The Big Idea
• 1x Wall of Fortune
• 1x Willing Test Subject

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Animate Library
• 1x As Luck Would Have It
• 1x Chittering Doom
• 1x GO TO JAIL
• 1x Prismatic Omen
• 1x Ricochet
• 1x Squirrel-Powered Scheme
• 1x Staying Power

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Jack-in-the-Mox
• 1x Krark's Other Thumb
• 1x Mad Science Fair Project
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Split Screen

Instant (7)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Goblin Tutor
• 1x More or Less
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Time Out
• 1x Who / What / When / Where / Why

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I'm making this EDH deck as a gift to my brother. However, there is a few ways to actually win (maybe). There is maze's end, which you will just have to cross your fingers for, and there is As luck would have it, since there is a strong die-rolling theme.

Hope you enjoy!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 36 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.14
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Brainiac 1/1 R, Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Lizard 8/8 R, Squirrel 1/1 G, The Monarch