Oh, You're Approaching Me?

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Goblins Saproling Tokens

FenrisBurgess

Oh-hey-nice (12)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Darigaaz Reincarnated
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• 1x Mina and Denn, Wildborn
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen

Yes (8)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Madrush Cyclops
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Vampiric Rites

Plantbois (5)

• 1x Druidic Satchel
• 1x Saproling Migration
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Thelonite Hermit

Kek (3)

• 1x Burn at the Stake
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip

Alright-I'll-Take-It (1)

• 1x Darigaaz's Charm

HA (1)

• 1x Abrupt Decay

Hmmm (1)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor

Oh-no (1)

• 1x Elvish Piper

OOF (10)

• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Archetype of Finality
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Cavalcade of Calamity
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Jund Battlemage
• 1x Murder
• 1x Terminate

Other (35)

• 1x Arguel's Blood Fast  ^Flip
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Command Tower
• 9x Forest
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 10x Swamp

Okay-but-why? (7)

• 1x Ashling, the Extinguisher
• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Fraying Omnipotence
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x The Eldest Reborn

Life-loss (2)

• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

D|o (1)

• 1x Vona's Hunger

Jesus... (1)

• 1x Wort, the Raidmother

WTF? (1)

• 1x Wasitora, Nekoru Queen

Commanders (2)

Please-no (4)

• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Rage
• 1x Primal Vigor

Rootguys (4)

• 1x Artifact Mutation
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Ulasht, the Hate Seed
• 1x Verdant Force

God? (1)

• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead

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• Ever get sick of having things out on the battlefield?
• Me either.
• Here's a deck where you get rid of stuff on the battlefield.

Strategy

• Your god is dead and everything you know is wrong.
• Plant things have begun to walk the Earth.
• The end is nigh.
• The only way out is to token spam the feck out of your opponents.
• Sacrifice your weak little shites to increase the pain.
• "But why?"

• Pain is what makes me feel alive.

Saproling Synergies

Tendershoot Dryad , Verdant Force , and Mycoloth make saprolings. Do your best to keep those alive.

Thelonite Hermit can generate a few more and make your "whatever plants" more bowerful.

Druidic Satchel is a satchel for satcheling your satcholings.

Win-Cons

To be honest, I didn't think you would get this far.

Here's to your disappointment:

Cavalcade of Calamity (oof, that's a tongue-twister) and just swing.

Burn at the Stake is a pretty good card. Not sure if you can win with that though.

Life's Finale + Poison-Tip Archer because F()CK everything on the field.

You could also go for Revel in Riches assuming you're into that sort of thing.

Problems you may encounter

This deck is slow and barely mid-range control.

Token spam is so easily killed, you might as well remove your own foot.

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Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Exclude colors	WU
Splash colors	R
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.82
Tokens	Cat Dragon 3/3 BRG, City's Blessing, Elemental 5/5 RG, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Goblin Warrior 1/1 RG, Morph 2/2 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Treasure
Based on	Throw it in the Trash FenrisBurgess EDH