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These Bears Hate Standard | Standard Hatebears

Standard* GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Midrange

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Pretty straightforward. Includes some neat shenanigans. Still working on the sideboard, though. Let me know what you think in the comments!

[Updated for Core Set 2019]

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This is how you make your opponent rage-quit... — Sept. 27, 2017
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Here's the highlights:

So, a few turns in, I cast Solemnity. The next turn, my opponent casts Ixalan's Binding on it. During my next turn, I Cast Out their Ixalan's Binding to get back my Solemnity. Then on their next turn, they Cast Out my Cast Out, getting back their Ixalan's Binding so they can exile my Solemnity. Then I Cast Out their Cast Out, getting back my Cast Out so I can exile their Ixalan's Binding, getting my Solemnity back. I finally ran out of Cast Outs, so they managed to Cast Out my Cast Out, getting their Ixalan's Binding back, then exiling my Solemnity... That was the end of that, but during the fiasco, my opponent kept hitting me with a Solemn Recruit. They got me down to 8. Eventually, I got out a Ripjaw Raptor and they stopped swinging. Soon enough, Oketra's Monument hit the field, following with three more Solemn Recruits. I flashed in Aven Mindcensor at the end of their turn. I just passed my turn, not playing a thing. Once my opponent went to combat, they, of course, swung with all the creatures they could. Unfortunately for them, I had Settle the Wreckage in hand. I'm 99.9999% sure they cried a bit inside (maybe on the outside, too) when I exiled all of their attacking creatures and they failed-to-find any lands. Once it got to my turn, I was at 7, and I managed to play Gideon of the Trials. That's when my opponent quit the match in what I presume is pure rage.

OOH WEE, that sure did feel good!

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Revision 17 See all

(5 years ago)

+2 Adorned Pouncer main
-2 Aethersphere Harvester main
+2 Authority of the Consuls main
-2 Aven Mindcensor main
+2 Blossoming Defense main
+2 Carnage Tyrant side
-2 Cultivator's Caravan main
-2 Evolving Wilds main
-1 Gideon of the Trials main
-2 Greenbelt Rampager main
-3 Heart of Kiran main
-2 Hostile Desert main
+2 Isolate side
-2 Ixalan's Binding main
+2 Kinjalli's Sunwing main
-1 Lifecrafter's Bestiary main
+2 Lyra Dawnbringer main
+6 Plains main
+2 Remorseful Cleric side
+3 Resplendent Angel main
and 30 other change(s)
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  • Achieved #30 position overall 6 years ago
Date added 7 years
Last updated 5 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)

10 - 2 Mythic Rares

21 - 10 Rares

14 - 2 Uncommons
Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.00
Tokens Adorned Pouncer 4/4 B, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Angel of Sanctions 3/4 W, Emblem Gideon of the Trials
Folders cool builds, Standard, Interesting Standard Decks, Standard
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