The Unglued D/s Deck (No, Really)

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Enchantment (17)

• 4x Censorship
• 2x Common Courtesy
• 1x Enslave
• 4x Farewell to Arms
• 4x Handcuffs
• 2x Loose Lips

Creature (2)

• 2x Wall of Air

Instant (12)

• 2x Boomerang
• 4x Counterspell
• 4x Diabolic Edict
• 2x Force Spike

Land (20)

• 13x Island
• 7x Swamp

Artifact (7)

• 4x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Mindslaver
• 2x Rod of Spanking

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Mouth to Mouth

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This deck has some requirements of it's player and opponent...

1. You are both 18 years or older
2. Your are both into kinky material
3. You both have a history of exploring kinky material together in a manner you both agree with.

If that DOES work for you? I give you the D/s deck. Play Farewell to Arms and then Handcuffs to have their hands stuck behind their back. Use Censorship to give them a (simulated) masochistic thrill based on language restrictions, and it combos well with Common Courtesy and Loose Lips to create a series of rules that will resemble protocol if you do it right. Mouth to Mouth is a creature control spell that involves some soft core breath-play (and if you have their hands behind their back, and are a little hot and bothered, you might be able to win pretty easily), while Rod of Spanking is just too on the nose to exclude. And, in the middle of any of it? Sacrifice an Ashnod's Coupon to make them serve you a drink.

Even if the deck looses? You'll have too much fun to care.

All the "vanilla" MtG spells are still usually on theme in some way (Mindslaver is an obvious choice, and while Enslave isn't ideal it's too on theme to not give a pass to)....but a better control player could probably flesh out the mana base and the non-Un portions much better then I can. The deck is made to be a fun, kinky date night at home first; it's not something I'd recommend taking to standard LGS FNM. >.>

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 4 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.40