The Ultimate Budget Way to Troll EVERYONE

Commander / EDH chosenone124

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-Logician says... #1

This is an interesting take on the idea. Nice job.

I see you put a lot of work into the description, though it could use a little more work obviously. There's just SO MUCH to say that it's hard to make it all look pretty, so I understand. I remember being there. Overall though, you have made your sensei proud.

March 25, 2016 12:30 a.m.

Doomguy80 says... #2

Or replace your deck with some only vintage legal bs... And your opponent's with a durdle deck.

Holy crap, this gets around the 1 card limit in edh... time for some payback!

March 29, 2016 1:53 a.m.

ThePlaytester says... #3

Can I use this? It's genius and I want to murder my local EDH group with it, with a few cards changed around that don't affect the combo.

April 1, 2016 2:04 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #4

Sure. Spread around the troll. Remember: The goal of this deck isn't to win, its to become a god himself

April 1, 2016 6:16 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #5

Out of curiosity, what cards are you planning to change? I want to make this deck as good and cheap as possible

April 1, 2016 6:16 p.m.

ibstudent2200 says... #6

Your contingency plan for an opponent exiling a Draco to Timesifter does not work. Players do not receive priority while an effect is resolving. Once you start resolving the Timesifter trigger, you do not have an opportunity to activate Mirror of Fate to shuffle Draco back into your library until after the trigger has resolved (meaning that you've already determined who will be taking the extra turn).

April 14, 2016 1:50 a.m.

chosenone124 says... #7

Alright. The new contingency: Use Archaeomancer to recycle Savor the Moment and cast it in your spare time

April 14, 2016 3:03 a.m.

Owlteeth says... #8

could you not also have Balustrade Spy in the deck just to make it a little easier to combo off or to survive past something like Pithing Needle? also, you could side it against someone who knows the deck and is running Meddling Mage. It would increase the mana needed to combo, but it at least offers a chance against anything that would stop Undercity Informer.

April 20, 2016 6:50 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #9

Meddling Mage is not an activated ability. Balustrade Spy seems interesting, I will see if I can stick that in

April 20, 2016 8:59 p.m.

Xelkir says... #10

You are a god crow. I am building this to play at the cardshop for our casual commander on sundays and I will be become MAGIC MCMASTER!!! ALL HAIL THE GOD CROW.

April 20, 2016 10:06 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #11

I'm cutting the price of the deck as often as I can to save y'all (and myself) money. Good luck fellow troll/arbiter

April 21, 2016 2:16 a.m.

How would Lullmage/Patron Wizard work when you have a conspiracy naming human in play? Do you make a new conspiracy naming merfolk/wizard beforehand? That should probably be mentioned. You would also need to do some new ordering with domineering will and cyclops conspiracy so it doesn't kill your angel combo, preventing you from bringing back archeomancer.

April 27, 2016 8:05 a.m.

chosenone124 says... #13

Oh dear that's not good. Time for some major reworks. Thanks for that catch!

April 27, 2016 12:58 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #14

By the way, if you were to create a second Conspiracy it would override the effects of the first. I've made a new deck edit that properly compensates for this mess.

April 27, 2016 2:53 p.m.

Skybound says... #15

https://cardgames.io/solitaire/

April 27, 2016 10:24 p.m.

El-Jefe says... #16

I can't believe I just read all that.

+1

May 2, 2016 6:42 p.m.

Holtzman says... #17

What he said +1

Very entertaining interactions

May 4, 2016 8:26 p.m.

DaftVader says... #18

I'm confused. It doesn't take that many words to say 'Ambush Viper' does it? When it comes to budget trolling, there can be no substitute.

May 5, 2016 11:07 a.m.

chosenone124 says... #19

This deck is an Esper commander. Can't run green or red

May 5, 2016 5:29 p.m.

-Logician says... #20

Can I make a small request. In the description where you link me, can you spell my name correctly so it links to the correct profile?

Thanks! It's "-Logician" instead of "logician"

May 5, 2016 5:39 p.m.

chosenone124 says... #21

Woops. Fixed

May 5, 2016 5:48 p.m.

Dolum says... #22

This deck is amazing +1 please make other hysterical things

May 6, 2016 4:54 p.m.

VampRamped says... #23

This deck is the coolest and funniest deck I have ever seen +1

May 6, 2016 9:02 p.m.

Goddamn. This is absolutely HILARIOUS. This is the kind of deck I want to use as much as I want to pull off the biggest Johnny turn 1 combo ever: http://i.imgur.com/mvsy0i7.jpg, and to force my opponent to Door to Nothingness themselves forever: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/endless-possibilities-show-yourself-out/.

For those not familiar with its absurdity, there was a challenge to see how much non-infinite damage could be theoretically dealt on turn 1 without any way the deck could possibly go infinite, and in one shot so the damage doesn't finish resolving until it's all hit. The answer was more than 3 billion digits long; the other one is a copy of a deck someone created to go infinite legally in a competitive game and force their opponent into a game loop on the door forcing them to hit themselves with it.

Long story short, I wish I could give a +35. STORM CROW ALL THE WAY!

May 22, 2016 5:26 p.m.

CaptSillva says... #25

Really interesting list you have here. Though I got to say I am surprised that there is no Laboratory Maniac in this deck. It seems like it fits the theme quite well.

May 30, 2016 12:28 a.m.

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