Strap on your leather suit and grap your bullwhip, this long black deck is a crazy ride.
For more run, read this in a sexy lingere voice!
THE BEGINNING STAGES OF THE GAME.
The deck's primary function is to seduce your opponent with your annoying discard spells, making them scream to be unravled from your tantilizing grasp. You'll want to use these sexy spells on their short ugly deck:
Duress
Despise
Victim of Night
Dash Hopes
Mutilate
Brain Maggot
These annoying deck grabbing spells will yank the rage right out of them, turning them into a primal fury. You'll want to stall out the early stage for hot black fun in late game. A couple Vampire Nighthawks on the board will help, too.
AFTER EARLY STAGES, THIS STUFF HAPPENS.
Now, shoot out all those demons from your black deck right out of your hand and all over the board, having them strapped to the matress, you can have your way with your fantastic demonic fantasies.
Desecration Demon. This sexy brute can really throw your opponents board right out of swing and everywhere on their face.
Disciple of Bolas. An ugly demon not sexy enough for your tastes? Kill him and get rewards.
Crypt Ghast. Suck all the juices from your black deck demons and get some great rewards.
Bloodgift Demon. I sense quite a lot of sexual tension from this card. He's great for card draw, and a heavy hitter if you know what I mean.
Abyssal Persecutor. This fat monster penetrates all day, and is a good sac target to the disciple.
SOME AROUSING UTILITY.
Undying Evil
. Tie a leashe to one of your thick black guys and prevent them from finishing too fast.
Sign in Blood. Card draw.
Altar's Reap. Some more sexy card draw.
THE SIDEBOARD
A lot of penetration for tons of different decks. It's pretty straight forward.
THE BIG FINISH. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
So there's my fun control deck. Please leave a +1 upvote, helpful comments, and always come in the sex dungeon.
