The Legendary Big Green Stompy Creature Deck

Pauper Budget Burn Creatureless Mono-Red Pauper Red Deck Wins

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Instant (32)

• 4x Incinerate
• 4x Lightning Bolt
• 4x Needle Drop
• 4x Searing Blaze
• 4x Shard Volley
• 4x Shock
• 4x Spark Jolt
• 4x Thunderbolt

Sorcery (14)

• 4x Chain Lightning
• 4x Lava Spike
• 4x Rift Bolt
• 2x Wild Guess

Land (14)

• 4x Forgotten Cave
• 7x Mountain
• 3x Smoldering Crater

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Sideboard

Instant (16)

• 4x Electrickery
• 4x Inflame
• 4x Pyroblast
• 4x Smash to Smithereens

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Maybeboard

Instant (54)

• 4x Brimstone Volley
• 4x Burst Lightning
• 4x Ember Shot
• 4x Fiery Impulse
• 4x Fireblast
• 4x Flare
• 4x Kindle
• 4x Manamorphose
• 4x Orcish Cannonade
• 1x Pyromatics
• 4x Solfatara
• 4x Tarfire
• 1x Thunderous Wrath
• 4x Turf Wound
• 4x Zap

Sorcery (36)

• 4x Blazing Volley
• 4x Boiling Earth
• 4x Disintegrate
• 4x Fireball
• 4x Firebolt
• 4x Flame Jab
• 4x Flame Rift
• 4x Kaervek's Torch
• 4x Skewer the Critics

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"What’s green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?"

"A herring"

So I'd taken a chance at re-building the Izzet Gizmometry pre-con deck and handed it to my brother to play something different from his green saporling aggro deck. Turns out I didn't quite remember how the Izzet deck was built, and my changes weren't an improvement. But he got the idea.

So I started to try to improve on that deck and got distracted and ended up building a mono red burn deck instead. My cards are old so the first version of this was vintage / legacy, and slow. I've been reading a ton this weekend and tweaked it up to live as a modern pauper deck. The side board is there so that if I run into the occasion to play multiplayer I can swap out the mechanics a bit and not totally embarrass myself.

As for the name, my brother is colorblind ... and an ass.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.48