"The H*mmer is my Penis"

Modern*

jessetaverne Score: 34


Description

Kudos to the person who knows where this quote's from!

In a bit more seriousness: my view on koth and how to get him big.

The idea is to get to Koth of the Hammer on turn 3 with Sphere of the Suns , and proliferate him the next turn to let him go ultimate. The proliferation for koth also works well with our Shrine of Burning Rage and besides that it's still burn (Volt Charge ) or drawing cards (Tezzeret's Gambit ), so it definitely retains value even if there's no koth or shrine. Desperate Ravings is also pretty nice card-advantage, and combines well with the shrine.

If all of this fails there's still Inferno Titan .

Spellskite , Slagstorm , Arc Trail , Gut Shot and Incinerate are here to keep people off my back while i'm setting up.

Let me know what you think could be done better!

I'm looking forward to seeing your comments, and maybe even +1's! ;)

Updates

Revisited — July 16, 2012

Was wondering if you people think this is still viable? I have obviously not changed a card since ISD came out :p

BossLeiser says... #1

Didn't even read the cards in the deck yet, but +1 for the Dr. Horrible reference.

July 16, 2012 12:22 p.m.

DarthTrevyn says... #2

+1 for the Captain Hammer quote! Deck looks good too.

July 16, 2012 12:23 p.m.

Jaya_student says... #3

Galvanic Blast over geistflame, more damage in the long run.

July 16, 2012 12:33 p.m.

fideljongil says... #4

Penny's gonna get the hammer

July 18, 2012 1:08 p.m.

fideljongil says... #5

Penny's gonna get the hammer

July 18, 2012 1:08 p.m.

CommanderFun says... #6

do you play Koth and then start singing, "a maaaaaan's gotta do what a maaaaaan's gotta do!"?

July 19, 2012 8:11 p.m.

plewaza says... #7

Lol good thing you censored the title

July 21, 2012 12:04 p.m.

Long_Con says... #8

+1 just for the title. I might even look at the deck. ;) LOL

July 22, 2012 2:40 p.m.

frslash says... #9

No freeze ray? I would suggest vexing devils. Oh wait you went for death ray.

July 23, 2012 4:49 p.m.

I think if there was a colour to help with ramp, it'd be Green.

Some Birds of Paradise , maybe use Rampant Growth (you can still get him out turn 3)... hell, maybe Llanowar Elves would help as well.

Keep the Proliferate, take out Geistflame for something more powerful (Shock ? Searing Spear ? Galvanic Blast ? Pick your poison!) and you're golden! I'm thinking of making this deck!

July 24, 2012 1:16 a.m.

I think if there was a colour to help with ramp, it'd be Green.

Some Birds of Paradise , maybe use Rampant Growth (you can still get him out turn 3)... hell, maybe Llanowar Elves would help as well.

Keep the Proliferate, take out Geistflame for something more powerful (Shock ? Searing Spear ? Galvanic Blast ? Pick your poison!) and you're golden! I'm thinking of making this deck!

July 24, 2012 1:16 a.m.

heinm1989 says... #12

YAY...captain hammer, corporate tool

July 24, 2012 11:56 a.m.

fridayboy578 says... #13

I officially LOVE YOU!!!! Haven't looked at the deck and frankly don't really care! Seeing this quote made my life!

July 24, 2012 4:58 p.m.

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Date added 2 years
Last updated 2 years
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.14
Top rank #1 on 2012-07-16