The Finest Flavor Text Comedy (Top 60 of MTG)

Modern* Bovine073

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Top 5 Changes / Comment Sweep —May 5, 2016

Some of the Top 5 cards were changed, namely Enormous Baloth for Fodder Cannon. Also a comment sweep, thanks for the support.

Bovine073 says... #1

Both a bit dark, not as comical Perfect_Phyrexia! I have seen countless Carnival suggestions, and it was on the list at one point in time.

February 28, 2016 11:35 a.m.

Tyrannosary says... #2

I don't really think Enormous Baloth should be in the top 5. I'm sure there's a better choice.

March 1, 2016 1:15 p.m.

Bovine073 says... #3

Yeah, this does seem the weakest one of them so far but I like it because of its novelty and the literal "that escalated quickly" type thing. I like to imagine Bear Grylls or some like National Geographic guy announcing the flavor text for the card.

Tell me if you have any ideas Tyrannosary! Thanks for the input. :)

March 1, 2016 1:30 p.m.

I'd say you could swap Fodder Cannon and Enormous Baloth. Fodder cannon has absolutely classic flavor text.

March 1, 2016 2 p.m.

Bovine073 says... #5

Ah, good idea. I'm just here to take the popular vote, and that is one I have both heard and seen time and again.

March 1, 2016 2:06 p.m.