The Finest Flavor Text Comedy (Top 60 of MTG)

Modern* Bovine073

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[[Xanthic Statue]] Top 5 / Comment Sweep —Feb. 28, 2016

Xanthic Statue made the top 5, it is simply too excellent to leave out. It replaced Meteorite, another very funny card paired with its image, but Xanthic Statue has far more lore and history behind it. Thanks!

Bovine073 says... #1

Ocarina500 thanks, you know you can do it in one comment :P

I had the Armored Pegasus one but it was a bit long and I didn't find it that funny. Actually a bunch of these I had, lol.

December 25, 2015 12:33 a.m.

Ocarina500 says... #2

December 27, 2015 11:16 a.m.

Atony1400 says... #3

You should make a catagories for cards that have text that can be taken the "wrong way," such as Indestructibility.

Maybe a dark and disturbing catagory as well, I know many cards for that list!

December 27, 2015 5:32 p.m.

Atony1400 says... #4

For example, Rot Shambler can go under "Dark and Disturbing".

December 27, 2015 5:46 p.m.

Bovine073 says... #5

Atony1400, I'm trying to keep it as centered as I can to comedy, I will probably refrain from making said category to preserve the originality of the deck. It is a good idea, though.

December 28, 2015 5:04 a.m.

PepsiAddicted says... #6

December 28, 2015 7:13 p.m.

Bovine073 says... #7

Whoa PepsiAddicted. That is literally one of the best I have ever seen. (Coming from a guy who has lived in a city with tons of pigeons everywhere).

December 29, 2015 1:48 a.m.

PepsiAddicted says... #8

Haha yeah i love that one

December 29, 2015 2:25 a.m.

Atony1400 says... #9

Ok Bovine073.

December 29, 2015 8:46 p.m.

Atony1400 says... #10

I was wondering if you'd thought about changing the format to Commander/EDH, so you could have a top 100, and a General (i. e. The top card overall)

December 29, 2015 8:53 p.m.

rmbrowning says... #11

I always thought Onslaught was pretty amusing.

December 29, 2015 9:31 p.m.

SleightWidow says... #12

Pardic Firecat made me cringe.

December 29, 2015 9:51 p.m.

dolphonie says... #13

Goblin Diplomats is a hilarious card.

December 30, 2015 12:17 a.m.

Bovine073 says... #14

Interesting idea Atony1400, I will keep that in mind. As for the others, good suggestions, I'll see where they line up.

December 30, 2015 12:37 a.m.

HexiDecimal says... #15

What about Double Header? I don't know if you accept Unhinged cards.

December 30, 2015 12:12 p.m.

Bovine073 says... #16

HexiDecimal, first of all, nice username, and I will not be accepting Unhinged cards, this was explained in a previous comment but I failed to put it into the description. I will now, thanks for the reminder :P

December 30, 2015 3:01 p.m.

Ocarina500 says... #17

You HAVE to put in Null Rod. Great card in Vintage (although that's not important) and is just a hilarious card with funny flavor text that goes great with the card itself.

January 1, 2016 6:02 p.m.

Ocarina500 says... #18

January 1, 2016 6:08 p.m.

Bovine073 says... #19

Ocarina500, I'll fit Null Rod in, no worries :P

January 2, 2016 4:02 a.m.

eagles191919 says... #20

what about mighty leap

February 1, 2016 6:14 p.m.

SleightWidow says... #21

I thought the Exodus version of Robe of Mirrors was so funny. But maybe it's just a girl thing.

February 1, 2016 8:49 p.m.

BirdClaw says... #22

I feel like Sedge Scorpion needs an honourable mention at least! XD

February 9, 2016 12:49 a.m.

Bovine073 says... #23

Oh more than just honorable mention BirdClaw, for sure!

February 9, 2016 8:13 a.m.

I would suggest Carnival of Souls and Dark Prophecy

February 27, 2016 2:35 p.m.