The Dumpster Fire 9000

Commander / EDH*

TheBestMeme1

Artifact (34)

• 1x Abzan Banner
• 1x Atarka Monument
• 1x Azorius Cluestone
• 1x Boros Cluestone
• 1x Chimeric Idol
• 1x Darksteel Brute
• 1x Dimir Cluestone
• 1x Dromoka Monument
• 1x Foriysian Totem
• 1x Fountain of Ichor
• 1x Golgari Cluestone
• 1x Gruul Cluestone
• 1x Gruul War Plow
• 1x Guardian Idol
• 1x Haunted Plate Mail
• 1x Heraldic Banner
• 1x Izzet Cluestone
• 1x Jade Statue
• 1x Jeskai Banner
• 1x Kolaghan Monument
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Mardu Banner
• 1x Ojutai Monument
• 1x Orzhov Cluestone
• 1x Rakdos Cluestone
• 1x Selesnya Cluestone
• 1x Silumgar Monument
• 1x Simic Cluestone
• 1x Sultai Banner
• 1x Temur Banner
• 1x Thunder Totem
• 1x Weatherseed Totem
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman
• 1x Xanthic Statue

Land (39)

• 1x Blinkmoth Nexus
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Dread Statuary
• 1x Faerie Conclave
• 1x Forbidding Watchtower
• 1x Frostwalk Bastion
• 1x Ghitu Encampment
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Inkmoth Nexus
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 1x Lumbering Falls
• 1x Mishra's Workshop
• 1x Mobilized District
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Nantuko Monastery
• 1x Needle Spires
• 1x Raging Ravine
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Spawning Pool
• 1x Stalking Stones
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Svogthos, the Restless Tomb
• 1x Treetop Village
• 1x Wandering Fumarole
• 14x Wastes

Instant (8)

• 1x Counterbore
• 1x Fall of the Gavel
• 1x Fervent Denial
• 1x Mystic Genesis
• 1x Not of this World
• 1x Rhystic Lightning
• 1x Rhystic Shield
• 1x Traumatic Visions

Commander (1)

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Contract Killing
• 1x Deadly Visit
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Library of Lat-Nam
• 1x March of Souls
• 1x Mogg Infestation
• 1x Poison Arrow
• 1x Rain of Daggers
• 1x Rhystic Scrying
• 1x Rhystic Syphon
• 1x Rhystic Tutor
• 1x Rite of the Serpent
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Selective Memory
• 1x Vengeance

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Rhystic Circle
• 1x Rhystic Deluge

Creature (1)

• 1x Proteus Machine

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This deck is literally designed to be as bad as possible. Comments welcome and changes may be made if we find more bad cards. I have left cards that genuinely do nothing out of the deck such as Return of the Nightstalkers. The only "good" card is lich's mirror because why would you not want to play again in the same game?

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.77
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Morph 2/2 C, Ooze */* G, Snake 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 W, Treasure