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THE DUMBEST TURN ONE WIN DECK EVER!!!

Casual Aggro Artifact Casual Combo Theme/Gimmick

HalfaCatfish


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Before I start explaining stuff I must say at least 70% of the credit has to go to NyanFries, he had the idea first. Also I must say I don't have this deck and I haven't ever proxied it yet, and it doesn't work on mtgo. So I think I know the best way to play this deck but I'm not sure.

So here's how to play the deck:

ON TURN ONE: empty your hand of all your 0 mana cost artifacts, and hopefully you have a Mox Opal or a Lotus Petal. Then if you have a land to play, play it, if it's a Scalding Tarn sac it. Then play a Mass Hysteria with your lands or your mana rocks, if you have a Emblem of the Warmind play it on a Memnite, Phyrexian Walker , or an Ornithopter using lands and/or mana rocks. If you have a Emblem of the Warmind and no creatures, don't play it right away.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP IS: unsleeve all your cards and reveal that under each card were 2 Cheatyface, swing with all and win which is for 28 or more! If you have you're fetch land ( Scalding Tarn ) or your Lotus Petal you will have to do that step before your sac them. Regardless if you don't have your haste enchantments, you can still play 5+ playable permanents, you have 20+ power the air, which you can reveal and/or swing with next turn.

Additionally, you can also dump all your Cheatyface onto the battlefield using Ashnod's Coupon. You better hope their is a drinking fountain or a vending machine near the place you are playing, because then you can play all your sleeved Cheatyface when your opponent's taking a drink. Let's say your opponent is able to take a drink and look at the board while their drinking because the drinking fountain is to close, they have their own beverage next to them, etc, then making them take a drink a can be risky.

The thing about Cheatyface is that it depends what you and your opponents say is "successfully sneaking onto the battlefield". For example if you over think it and say that revealing all your Cheatyface is a stack trigger, and them not catching it is like having it resolve, then it is nearly impossible to get them out. But using that same logic, you can say that they were already on the battlefield, which they did not catch while it was on the stack and then resolved, so you revealing them is unpreventable and the stage of them catching you is past (but make sure not to get in play and "on the battlefield" mixed up). You can do something tricky like "swing with all your permanents" and then reveal them. But my main point is if you ever do play this you need to be clever, don't over think it, and make your opponents confused and play it out as though it were a "magic trick".

NEVER CHALLENGE YOUR OPPONENTS TO A REMATCH... AND YOU BETTER HOPE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!! I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT TAKING THIS TO ANY ORGANIZED MAGIC TOURNAMENT!

If you like please check out my other decks:


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Standard* HalfaCatfish

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Top Ranked
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Date added 7 years
Last updated 6 years
Splash colors R
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This deck is Casual legal.

Rarity (main - side)

4 - 0 Mythic Rares

12 - 0 Rares

30 - 0 Uncommons

12 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 0.15
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