Silky Johnson: Player Hater of the Year(1v1)

Commander / EDH* Control Hatebears RBW (Mardu) Suicide Black Voltron

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Instant (10)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Fire Covenant
• 1x Orim's Chant
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Tithe
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Wear / Tear

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Cataclysm
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Mind Twist
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Dark Tutelage
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Parallax Wave
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rest in Peace

Artifact (21)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Cranial Plating
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Helm of Obedience
• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Masterwork of Ingenuity
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Creature (17)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Etched Champion
• 1x Goblin Gaveleer
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Kazuul's Toll Collector
• 1x Magus of the Moon
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Prophetic Flamespeaker
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Tidehollow Sculler
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Commander (1)

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Instant (2)

• 1x Terminate
• 1x Utter End

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Vindicate

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Parallax Wave

Artifact (3)

• 1x Godsend
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Sword of War and Peace

Creature (4)

• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

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"I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you"

            -Silky

This (American Rules) dual commander deck is not for the faint of heart. Its only purpose is to make opponents feel small and quit magic. There are no money restrictions for this deck. The only rule is to make card choices based on the Hatred you have in your heart. The general gameplan involves hating on opponent"s hands, land base, non land permanents, tutors, and graveyard shenanighans. Once my opponents plans are in ruins and they don't have a pot to piss in, I bludgeon them to death with general damage and/or a utility creature loaded up with broken equipment.

All card suggestions are welcome but keep in mind I am running a tight curve and a good number of card advantage engines to allow quick recovery from the occassional Cataclysm or Armageddon that I inflict on the board when an opponent overextends and ramps too hard.

For those of you that despise decks like this keep in mind that so do I. I love massively powerful but clearly suboptimal decks that trade haymakers on a large scale. I like outside the box combos and breaking "bad" cards in unique ways. However, the people I play with like to play dirty cut throat magic so this deck is my response.

I want to find out how broken and mean of an equipment/control deck I can come up with simply because if I am going to be a bastard then I am going to do it right. No fucking half measures. I would like to optimize the deck for tournament level play and would appreciate some assistance.

A primer for this deck is in the works. In the meantime here are some notable card combinations:

Sunforger + Puresteel Paladin / Kazuul's Toll Collector= casting instants from my library on the cheap. Can soft lock my opponent with Orim's Chant and Mistveil Plains.

Entomb + Bloodghast + Skullclamp = Crazy good card draw on the cheap. Turns fetchlands into "Pay 2 to draw 4 cards."

Armageddon + Boros Charm = "You didn't need those lands right?"

Mind Twist + Rest in Peace = "Enjoy topdeck mode for the rest of the game. Oh and by the way your Skullclamp and Mindslicer don't work anymore."

Parallax Wave + Containment Priest = "Oops I misplaced your creatures! Sorry bout that..."

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Key combos	Armageddon + Boros Charm Bloodghast + Entomb + Skullclamp
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 59 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.42
Tokens	Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B
Based on	Zurgo's Band of Merry Assholes Lilbrudder EDH