The CIA

Commander / EDH

Swadhawx

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Cultural Exchange
• 1x Donate
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Prosperity
• 1x Skyscribing

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Conjured Currency
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Future Sight
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Jeskai Ascendancy
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Levitation
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x True Conviction
• 1x Wild Research

Artifact (17)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Keyrune
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Izzet Keyrune
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Jeskai Banner
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spy Kit
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Temple Bell

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace Beleren

Creature (18)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Blazing Archon
• 1x Braids, Conjurer Adept
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Spurnmage Advocate
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Wall of Denial
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Wishmonger

Land (38)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 4x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Needle Spires
• 4x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Wandering Fumarole
• 1x Warped Landscape
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Commander (1)

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Have an Atraxa deck that has too many buffed up creatures? Does that Meren deck need to buy from you to make everyone hate her even more?

Then look no further than the CIA! We specialize in peeping into other countries without their permission, and gaining profits from others slaughtering each other! Don't worry, we will treat that pimped out, unnecessarily competitive EDH deck with care and make everyone else's life miserable!

Please, call 287-434-3911 (don't actually call that number) and ask about our Islamic States uprising offers! Must be 18 or older to call.

In case you haven't figured out the point of this deck, basically give the permanents that would benefit a certain player to said player. For example, give Avacyn to a player that would get screwed over before a field wipe resolves. Or if you wanted to be a jerk, give someone a permanent that would win them the game; then have everyone else get mad at you.

(PSA: this is supposed to be a bad deck. It's not meant to win.)

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.68
Tokens	Ogre 3/3 R, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W