The Cheese's Banned Alone

Commander / EDH* Casual Combo Competitive Jank Suicide Black Theme/Gimmick

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Sorcery (23)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Apocalypse
• 1x Balancing Act
• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Cataclysm
• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Curse of the Cabal
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Forbidden Ritual
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Infernal Tutor
• 1x Mana Seism
• 1x Razia's Purification
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Rhystic Tutor
• 1x Tragic Arrogance
• 1x Whims of the Fates

Creature (18)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Basal Sliver
• 1x Basal Thrull
• 1x Blood Vassal
• 1x Cataclysmic Gearhulk
• 1x Generator Servant
• 1x Greater Harvester
• 1x Krark-Clan Stoker
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Leonin Relic-Warder
• 1x Priest of Yawgmoth
• 1x Riftsweeper
• 1x Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Street Wraith
• 1x Thermopod
• 1x Woebringer Demon
• 1x World Queller

Land (34)

• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 5x Mountain
• 5x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Strip Mine
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Wasteland

Instant (6)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Kaervek's Spite
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Renounce
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Barren Glory
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Oblivion Ring

Commander (1)

Artifact (18)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Chromatic Sphere
• 1x Chromatic Star
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Damping Engine
• 1x Heart of Ramos
• 1x Lich's Tomb
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mirror of Fate
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Skull of Ramos
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Terrarion
• 1x Tooth of Ramos
• 1x Urza's Bauble
• 1x Zuran Orb

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Liliana of the Veil

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No budget jank deck, the goal is to win with Barren Glory, there is no other win condition. This is turning into a linear combo deck, with a few combos. Seriously NO budget, I just want this deck to possibly exist even if I'll never pay for it. Vedalken Orrery just makes the deck much less fragile, only having a hnadful of instant speed cards, this allows the combo to go off at the end of turn no where. Normally I hate decks but this isn't eh and ehh, this is The Cheese!, sure it's still playing solitaire, but this solitaire is soooooooo fun to watch and was really hard to build!

Some ways to win

12 ways to tutor for The Cheese!, 14 if you count Ad Nauseam and Necropotence.

Oblivion Ring or Leonin Relic-Warder, your The Cheese! and cast a board wipe. Or kill Academy Rector in a wipe!

Karn Liberated is his own combo with The Cheese!.

Doomsday into Mirror of Fate with Regrowth

Credits

The template of the deck was built by myself, (I will make a primer once I optimize this).

metalmagic built a large portion of this deck, and one of the more clever cards, Doomsday.

Raging_Squiggle also deserves a shout out, Academy Rector is exactly what this deck is looking for!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	5 years
Splash colors	UG
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	106
Avg. CMC	3.39
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 C
Folders	EDH