The Birds and the Squees

Standard RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Land (22)

• 3x Clifftop Retreat
• 4x Inspiring Vantage
• 2x Irrigated Farmland
• 4x Island
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 4x Spirebluff Canal

Instant (10)

• 2x Dive Down
• 2x Glimmer of Genius
• 2x Opt
• 4x Supreme Will

Sorcery (10)

• 4x Board the Weatherlight
• 4x Cathartic Reunion
• 2x Strategic Planning

Creature (13)

• 1x Goblin Chainwhirler
• 4x Skirk Prospector
• 4x Squee, the Immortal
• 4x Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle

Artifact (5)

• 3x Hazoret's Monument
• 2x Implement of Examination

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Censor
• 1x Dive Down
• 1x Glimmer of Genius

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The Birds and the Squees (Squee Storm) is a deck that uses the interaction between Squee, the Immortal; Teshar, Ancestor’s Apostle, and a whole bunch of other cards to deal 20 damage to our opponent as early as turn five.

The Deck:

To begin the combo, we need a Teshar, Ancestor’s Apostle and a Hazoret's Monument on the battlefield while Skirk Prospector and Squee, the Immortal can be in either the graveyard or the hand. Once Skirk Prospector and Squee are on the battlefield, Skirk Prospector can sack itself and Squee for two mana. Then, Hazoret's Monument allows Squee to be cast for the two mana gained from Skirk Prospector. Skirk Prospector can be returned to the battlefield with the Teshar trigger. Because Hazoret's Monument let's us discard and draw a card card each time we cast Squee, we can cycle through our deck. Once we've discard Goblin Chainwhirler, the next time we go to sack Squee, we sack only Squee to gain one mana and tap a mountain for the other mana. Then we can cast Squee from the graveyard and recur Goblin Chainwhirler as well. By repeating this process (sacking Squee, the Immortal and Goblin Chainwhirler) we can deal infinite damage to the opponent.

Glimmer of Genius, Cathartic Reunion, Board the Weatherlight, Censor, and Supreme Will all help us either protect our combo, or cycle through our deck. Abrade is thrown in as a little bit of removal while Implement of Examination is helps us cycle through our deck and also to increases our historic count for Teshar and Board the Weatherlight.

The deck numbers are a little rough and any constructive criticism or suggestion is appreciated!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.47
Folders	The Teshar Combos