Teysa, Sneaky Bitch

Commander / EDH WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (31)

• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Erebos, Bleak-Hearted
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Pitiless Pontiff
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Vindictive Lich
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Merciless Eviction

Land (37)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forsaken Sanctuary
• 1x High Market
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 5x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Silent Clearing
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of the False God

Instant (7)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Despark
• 1x Expose to Daylight
• 1x Kaya's Guile
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Circle of Despair
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Dreadhorde Invasion
• 1x Ethereal Absolution
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Reprobation
• 1x Vampiric Rites

Artifact (10)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Orzhov Locket
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy

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Sideboard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Fanatical Devotion

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Infernal Tribute
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Tombstone Stairwell

Creature (4)

• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Ogre Slumlord

Instant (1)

• 1x Wake the Dead

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Dread Return

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Aristocrat Teysa deck with a focus on evil multitasking. Open to college-budget upgrade suggestions.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Army 0/0 B