Teysa Hates Ya

Commander / EDH Combo Competitive Hatebears Stax WB (Orzhov)

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Land (30)

• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Silent Clearing
• 1x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Windswept Heath

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Fragmentize
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Sevinne's Reclamation
• 1x Sickening Dreams
• 1x Sign in Blood

Creature (20)

• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Children of Korlis
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Hushbringer
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Mindblade Render
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Ranger-Captain of Eos
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tocatli Honor Guard
• 1x Tymna the Weaver
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Artifact (13)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Torpor Orb

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Gideon of the Trials

Commander (1)

Instant (18)

• 1x Abeyance
• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Argivian Find
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Lapse of Certainty
• 1x Orim's Chant
• 1x Pull from Eternity
• 1x Rain of Filth
• 1x Shred Memory
• 1x Silence
• 1x Skeletal Scrying
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Smothering Tithe

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Focusing on minimizing the need for E.T.B. effects in order to run stax cards to target Sushi Hulk.

Avoiding Painter's Servant/Darkest Hour in favor of the Nether Traitor line. Blasting station needs ETB triggers so it is removed to experiment with other win conditions.

Teysa, Orzhov Scion + Nether Traitor + Phyrexian Altar = infinite mana

Ad Nauseum + Angel's Grace = infinite draw

Teysa, Orzhov Scion + Nether Traitor + Phyrexian Altar + Skull Clamp = infinite draw (Draw deck for Sick Dream or Blood art)

Teysa, Orzhov Scion + Nether Traitor + Phyrexian Altar + Blood Artist = infinite lifesteal

Alternate win con is Praetor's grasp an opponent's Thassa's Oracle and use your own Tainted pact/Demonic Consultation.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 50 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.86
Tokens	Emblem Gideon of the Trials, Spirit 1/1 W, Treasure