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Teysa has epic boobs.

Commander / EDH



This is my hate-deck, using Teysa as a general, it tends to do alright, as long as the opponent doesn't have much artifact and enchantment removal.



djgunn says... #1

To really help out with your commander's ability, I'd thoroughly recommend Elspeth Tirel in your deck, solely for her "drop 3 white soldiers" ability.

December 11, 2011 2:51 a.m.

Haroskyline says... #2

Yeah man, I know I need her. That and vampiric tutor, and it seems pretty much done for now.

December 11, 2011 2:56 a.m.

djgunn says... #3

Timely Reinforcements might not be bad here either, just as a relief card.

December 11, 2011 2:57 a.m.

Haroskyline says... #4

It's kind of situational though. I'd prefer a permanent that gives tokens as opposed to an instant, or sorcery. Trust me, I love the card and thought about it before. :)

December 11, 2011 3:01 a.m.

ascanio says... #5

what about nomads' assembly? also 31 lands aren't enough imo

December 11, 2011 1:25 p.m.

djgunn says... #6

Oh I didn't even notice the land spread. Yeah, I'd get a couple more lands in there. I usually play around 36 land in EDH. card:Nomads' Assembly would indeed be awesome, and maybe even card:Conqueror's Pledge.

Darien, King of Kjeldor looks like he could be pretty solid in this deck, with his ability to just dump soldier tokens out when an opponent decides to damage you. Knight-Captain of Eos for another place to sacrifice those soldiers, and prevent combat damage to yourself.

Decree of Justice for when you get fat with mana later in the game. Or Mobilization could be really strong as well, when you have extra mana to spend, get a soldier token!

December 11, 2011 1:33 p.m.

Epochalyptik says... #7

card:Debtors' Knell, card:Volrath's Stronghold, Vindicate , Rout

December 11, 2011 1:51 p.m.

Haroskyline says... #8

I used to have card:Debtors' Knell in my deck, but I realized that it costs a bit too much, and they don't really have much for graveyards when I deal with them.

Vindicate I plan on grabbing, it's quite the pricy card however. I would consider card:Volrath's Stronghold if it wasn't just creature, and it seems like it would somewhat shut down my card advantage as a negative.

I've been needing Darien, King of Kjeldor for quite some time, he's a great creature, card:Nomads' Assembly is hilarious, as well of Decree of Justice the trouble is, finding room for them all.

December 16, 2011 10:54 p.m.

spinspinspin says... #9

Her boobs really don't look that epic.

January 1, 2012 4:55 p.m.

Haroskyline says... #10


Is that better?

January 1, 2012 5:57 p.m.

With your token production, Decree of Pain could be a backup for some draw and massive removal.

January 1, 2012 6:29 p.m.

Haroskyline says... #12

That would be kind of cool..

January 1, 2012 11:05 p.m.

Haroskyline says... #13

Updated it a bit!

January 2, 2012 8:12 p.m.

misterQ says... #14

The new Sorin planeswalker that was previewed on Daily MTG today would fit perfectly into this deck

January 11, 2012 7:22 a.m.

coleman984 says... #15

Carrion Feeder , Carnival of Souls , Drain Life (and others like it), Rite of Consumption , Greed (since card:Yawgmoth's Bargain is banned in ehd). Soul Warden and her sisters, and Deathgreeter . I have a "classic" deck in mtgo that goes infinite mana / life / card draw with those cards. Easier to rely on them when you can have multiple copies of each but none the less each are useful by themselves.

Oh and don't forget Nether Traitor , the nether traitor and the Viscera Seer allow you to scry your deck for that one card you need. And if you have the carnival of souls out you won't run out of mana (and will only be gaining mana), and if you have one of the wardens out you won't lose life (2 out gains you life). Well that is how I would build this deck anyway. I may build it at some point.

either way +1

Please review my deck:


January 16, 2012 3:24 a.m.

ascanio says... #16

i think you will love the new dka BW land

January 16, 2012 2:55 p.m.

Haroskyline says... #17

@Ascanio, definitely love it!

@coleman984 Thanks for the tips, surprised to have run into cards I didn't see before.

January 16, 2012 7:50 p.m.

kingcody says... #18

you don't have teysa set as your general

January 19, 2012 9:37 a.m.

Virlym says... #19

I feel you should have an Hour of Reckoning in here.

January 19, 2012 9:52 a.m.

Haroskyline says... #20

@Irilym Ohh, I see how convenient that can be now..

January 21, 2012 12:05 a.m.

coleman984 says... #21

Check out my new EDH deck, more expensive and will likely be a year long project for me with how much I spend on decks.


January 30, 2012 7:11 a.m.

JazzCrimes says... #22

Phyrexian RebirthMTG Card: Phyrexian Rebirth. For sure. Maybe Leyline of the MeekMTG Card: Leyline of the Meek and Intangible VirtueMTG Card: Intangible Virtue? If I repeated anyone's suggestion, blame it on the boobs. Good stuff. The deck, that is. :P

February 1, 2012 4:01 p.m.

Almagest says... #23

Im seeing WOG and DOJ but no Damnation? I love field wipes so maybe its just me?

February 6, 2012 11:50 p.m.

Minousmancer says... #24

+1 name of the deck, especially here:


March 1, 2012 4:20 p.m.

Dismay says... #25

+1 in agreement of the deck name.

March 11, 2012 12:53 p.m.

im1crazycat says... #26

what about a black sun's zenith?

March 18, 2012 11:52 p.m.

zandl says... #27

Increasing DevotionMTG Card: Increasing Devotion.

You're welcome.

March 21, 2012 1:26 a.m.

Haroskyline says... #28

Made some huge changes, thanks for the help guys.

March 23, 2012 11:56 p.m.

Minousmancer says... #29

Because you only have one other Vampire I'd trade out for Sheoldred, Whispering OneMTG Card: Sheoldred, Whispering One or Avatar of WoeMTG Card: Avatar of Woe.

March 24, 2012 12:10 a.m.

ascanio says... #30

i think the keeper is still a nice token maker, but i would say the same thing for Dreamborn MuseMTG Card: Dreamborn Muse. you have only her as a zombie. you use her as a Phyrexian ArenaMTG Card: Phyrexian Arena? then i may suggest you Bloodgift DemonMTG Card: Bloodgift Demon for similar purpose

March 25, 2012 4:53 p.m.

Minousmancer says... #31

I've never made an EDH deck but I think a demon one would be fun!

March 25, 2012 5:09 p.m.

zandl says... #32

Sorin, Lord of InnistradMTG Card: Sorin, Lord of Innistrad?

You also have no reason to use Vivid MeadowMTG Card: Vivid Meadow. Literally any B/W dual-land would be better for you. So why not use Isolated ChapelMTG Card: Isolated Chapel in its place?

March 25, 2012 5:12 p.m.

Haroskyline says... #33

@zandl I'm wondering why it says that in here because it's difficult to find good and consistent black token generation.

@ascanio Graveborn MuseMTG Card: Graveborn Muse I basically use as another Phyrexian ArenaMTG Card: Phyrexian Arena I don't mind that I don't have a lot of zombies, Grave TitanMTG Card: Grave Titan sometimes makes things interesting. I will have to look into Bloodgift DemonMTG Card: Bloodgift Demon though, because he's still a 5/4 flier.

March 25, 2012 5:42 p.m.

zandl says... #34

Yeah, that was odd. It may have just been a glitch on the page or I may have even thought I saw Vivid MeadowMTG Card: Vivid Meadow but actually saw Isolated ChapelMTG Card: Isolated Chapel. shrug

March 25, 2012 8:08 p.m.

Minousmancer says... #35

I see why you have it, if you keep it get on the ball and get Sorin, Lord of InnistradMTG Card: Sorin, Lord of Innistrad. LL & DT for ALL is just amazing I see it being Turning of the tide kind of card just like Victory's HeraldMTG Card: Victory's Herald.

March 25, 2012 8:40 p.m.

ascanio says... #36

@haroskyline: you're right i was quite stupid not considering zombie tokens in a token deck :P and about zombie tokens, what do you think of Archdemon of UnxMTG Card: Archdemon of Unx?

March 26, 2012 11:50 a.m.

Haroskyline says... #37

@ascanio I think he cost a bit much for what he does. I like Endrek Sahr, Master BreederMTG Card: Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder for black token gen a lot. :)

March 27, 2012 12:21 p.m.

ascanio says... #38

yeah you right, i play him in green were i have more ramp; i just love his sick artother black suggestions: AttritionMTG Card: Attrition and Mind SlashMTG Card: Mind Slash

March 27, 2012 3:25 p.m.

Tunde says... #39

You should check my Teysa EDH deck out. There are a few other things I want to do with it but I cannot find the cards that I aLso plan to add yet. I <3 Teysa!!

March 27, 2012 5:02 p.m.

Tunde says... #40

You should check my Teysa EDH deck out. There are a few other things I want to do with it but I cannot find the cards that I aLso plan to add yet. I <3 Teysa!!

March 27, 2012 5:02 p.m.

Lhurgyof says... #41

I like it, +1

You should look at my Teysa deck, deck:dont-teysa-me-bro-help-appreciated

You could use a Braids, Cabal MinionMTG Card: Braids, Cabal Minion, NecropotenceMTG Card: Necropotence, and Vish Kal, Blood ArbiterMTG Card: Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter.

May 13, 2012 8:46 p.m.

Lhurgyof says... #42

Also, SmokestackMTG Card: Smokestack is amazing.

But be ready to be hated on hardcore.

May 13, 2012 8:49 p.m.

JoeFoxe says... #43

Blood Artist ? Lots of life gain and loss here

June 19, 2012 5:58 p.m.

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Date added 5 years
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This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Cards 101
Avg. CMC 3.52
Tokens 1/1 Spirit, 2/2 Vampire, 1/1 Human, 2/2 Zombie, 1/1 Soldier, Elspeth, 1/1 Kor Soldier, 1/1 Thrull, 1/1 Bird
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