Don't Step On The Broken Glass!

Modern* BGW (Abzan, Junk) Budget Burn Jank Lifegain Theme/Gimmick

RandyRanderson

Instant (16)

• 4x Faith's Shield
• 3x Go for the Throat
• 3x Healing Salve
• 3x Heroes' Reunion
• 3x Rest for the Weary

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Dimir Machinations
• 3x Oust

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Phyrexian Arena
• 4x Tainted Remedy

Creature (10)

• 3x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 3x Birds of Paradise
• 2x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 2x Wall of Shards

Land (21)

• 3x Forest
• 3x Isolated Chapel
• 4x Plains
• 3x Sunpetal Grove
• 4x Swamp
• 2x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 2x Windswept Heath

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Sideboard

Instant (12)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Dismember
• 2x Last Breath
• 2x Putrefy
• 2x Razor Barrier
• 2x Smother
• 2x Ultimate Price

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Day of Judgment

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Rest in Peace

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Nature's Claim

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Your caring local hospital staff!

The Chief Medical Officer

Tainted Remedy: making your medicine kill you since 2015!

The Fat Nurse

Vizkopa Guildmage : You try to hit him, he just sticks a needle in your arm and gives you a nice hit of morphine! How relaxing!

The Med Students

Avacyn's Pilgrim + Bird of Paradise: They're just running around, not sleeping, taking Boards, studying, and trying to help real doctors kill you!

The Janitors

Dimir Machinations + Phyrexian Arena : They fetch the Chief Medical Officer because they found you sneaking about the hospital and have to dispose of you

The Security Guards/Med School Dropouts

Faith's Shield + Oust + Smother : They kick out the ne're-do-wellers to protect the Chief Medical Officer and sometimes slip a little rat poison in their coffee as they stumble out.

The Anesthesiologists

Healing Salve + Heroes' Reunion + Rest for the Weary : They pump you so full of life that you eventually just quietly slip away...

THE CARDIOLOGIST

Beacon of Immortality: Immediately and remorselessly shuts off your heart with the flick of a switch!!

Ranks in the Top 10 Tainted Remedy hospitals in the nation!

Top Ranked	Achieved #6 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Key combos	Dimir Machinations + Phyrexian Arena Faith's Shield + Oust + Smother Healing Salve + Heroes' Reunion + Rest for the Weary
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 2 Mythic Rares 19 - 1 Rares 21 - 7 Uncommons 9 - 5 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.85
Folders	ule, Inspirations, modern maybe decks, unique, Deck Ideas, Interesting, but not as cool as Dredgevine , decks, BUILD ITTTT, Interested in