Rincewind's Suicidal Bouncy Castle

Commander / EDH* Combo Cruel Control Jank UBR (Grixis) Wizards

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Creature (30)

• 1x AEther Adept
• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Azami, Lady of Scrolls
• 1x Bloodline Necromancer
• 1x Champion of Wits
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Disruptive Pitmage
• 1x Disruptive Student
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Galecaster Colossus
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Merchant of Secrets
• 1x Mundungu
• 1x Naban, Dean of Iteration
• 1x Patron Wizard
• 1x Portal Mage
• 1x Profaner of the Dead
• 1x Sage of Fables
• 1x Sea Gate Oracle
• 1x Sedraxis Alchemist
• 1x Separatist Voidmage
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Spellseeker
• 1x Stern Proctor
• 1x Stonybrook Banneret
• 1x Thalakos Deceiver
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Vedalken AEthermage
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant
• 1x Voidmage Husher

Land (37)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 14x Island
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riptide Laboratory
• 1x Steam Vents
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Unclaimed Territory
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Curse of Verbosity
• 1x Ever-Watching Threshold
• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Lich's Mastery
• 1x Mana Echoes
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Shared Animosity
• 1x Squeeze

Commander (1)

Artifact (15)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Cloudstone Curio
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Cryptic Gateway
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Heirloom Blade
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Urza's Incubator

Instant (6)

• 1x Final Fortune
• 1x Glorious End
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pact of the Titan
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Stunning Reversal

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I want to use Hive Mind and spells that cause me to lose the game as a win condition, so I'm building this pile of jank. It is a control deck designed to bounce everything my opponents play, counter their spells with creature effects, and eventually drain them out with my lovely commander or combo off. Restrictions on the deck: no off-theme instants or sorceries; wizards do all the work without spells, and so the deck is aptly named after one of Terry Pratchett's characters from Discworld. Let the table flipping commence.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.34
Tokens	Champion of Wits 4/4 B, Copy Clone, Giant 4/4 R, Morph 2/2 C