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Description

B/W Life-gain + Extort. Fun!
This is turn 3 'Pauper Value': Nightsky Mimic + Edge of the Divinity = 7/7 flyer for 3 mana!
Side board suggestions please...


"Suck My (Soul) Kiss," by Rosewater's Hot Chilli Paupers
The following is a parody of "Suck My Kiss," by Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Lyrics by Gattison.

Well I'm keeping
Yeah... aw yeah [2x]
Tap me!

Shoulda' been, coulda' been, woulda' been dead
If didn't forget to extort my friends
I play what I play
Most planeswalkers don't play my way
Aw, Timmy, think you are
Boltin' my face, I'll use my charm
Someone from Jund better inquisition
Little ol' me cuz I'm runnin' pump
Brewed ver-y, unfair
Most planeswalkers like salt on theirs
Aw, Timmy, not prepared
Cast Soul Kiss and pay my share

Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Edge of the Divinity
Cast Soul Kiss
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred nips
Your face was made to suck my kiss

Swing at me can't you see all my blockers T-A-P'ed
He or she falls into my scheme
Combat trick me?
They been countin' charms but I still got these
Aw, Timmy, lifelink too
I would scoop and drop now if I was you
T-A-P-P-I-N-G
Swing-a-swing at me cuz I'm at eighty
Mid-game is my
Late-game so I'm swingin' out
Aw, Timmy, sideboard out
Those Pyroblasts I do allow

Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Block me or do not block me
It's just nips
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me pets with flying
My deck was made to cast Soul Kiss

Shoulda' been, coulda' been, woulda' been dead
If didn't get the Mimic on the battlefield
I play what I play
Most planeswalkers don't play my way
Aw, Timmy, think you are
Boltin' my face, I'll use my charm
Someone from Jund better inquisition
Little ol' me cuz I'm runnin' pump
Brewed ver-y, unfair
Most planeswalkers like salt on theirs
Aw, Timmy, not prepared
Cast Soul Kiss and pay my share

Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Edge of the Divinity
Cast Soul Kiss
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred life
Your deck was made to suck to mine

Updates

Comments

Mardu_Maniac says... #1

Loving the Orzhov vibe! It's one of my favourite colours to play (other than Selesnya of course)

+1!

Check out my deckmaking game here!

June 11, 2017 9:15 p.m.

eyes2sky says... #2

ACDAMANThanks for the +1. I'll check your game out.

June 11, 2017 9:49 p.m.

MrTing12 says... #3

This looks original and fun to play. Have you play tested it much?

June 15, 2017 3:03 p.m.

eyes2sky says... #4

MrTing12I have played this deck a lot in my playgroup and it does really well, It's fairly fast and causes large swings in life totals. I recently added Dash Hopes, but have not played it yet. Thanks for the +1

June 15, 2017 8:47 p.m.

Gattison says... #5

Apostle's Blessing should probably be in EVERY pauper sideboard, tbh

August 28, 2017 7:14 p.m.

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Legality

This deck is Pauper legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.93
Tokens 1/1 Spirit
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Revision 14 See all

2 months ago)

-4 Tithe Drinker main
+4 Nip Gwyllion main
-2 Mourning Thrull main
+4 Dash Hopes main
-1 Dawn Charm main
+3 Soul Kiss main
-5 Plains main
+4 Edge of the Divinity main
+1 Basilica Screecher main
+1 Orzhov Basilica main
-4 Sign in Blood main
+2 Unmake main
-4 Edge of the Divinity main
-4 Nightsky Mimic main
-2 Dash Hopes main
+3 Apostle's Blessing main
+5 Plains main
-4 Nip Gwyllion main
+2 Scoured Barrens main
+4 Tithe Drinker main
and 49 other change(s)