Staying Stoned

Unformat*

rSt

Creature (15)

• 3x Knight of the Hokey Pokey
• 4x Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We
• 4x S.N.O.T.
• 4x Stone-Cold Basilisk

Artifact (6)

• 3x Blacker Lotus
• 1x My First Tome
• 2x Urza's Hot Tub

Instant (7)

• 3x Graphic Violence
• 2x Save Life
• 2x Who / What / When / Where / Why

Land (17)

• 4x City of Ass
• 8x Forest
• 5x Plains

Enchantment (12)

• 4x Squirrel Farm
• 4x Staying Power
• 4x Wordmail

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Land Aid '04

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Sideboard

Creature (10)

• 2x Bosom Buddy
• 3x Cardpecker
• 3x Ghazban Ogress
• 2x Timmy, Power Gamer

Instant (4)

• 2x Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
• 2x Save Life

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Double Play

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Double Dip
• 1x Sex Appeal
• 1x Supersize

Creature (2)

• 1x Cheap Ass
• 1x Laughing Hyena

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Look at Me, I'm R&D

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Goal is to get a win combo off by getting Staying Power out on the field, then using Urza's Hot Tub or Squirrel Farm to reveal Stone-Cold Basilisk, and trick the opponent into getting stoned so they can't do anything. Staying Power keeps them stoned. Has alternate ways to win, by powering up creatures like Knight of the Hokey Pokey and Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really... with Wordmail, and then giving them trample with Graphic Violence to swing for kill.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Unformat legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 2 Rares 9 - 4 Uncommons 21 - 9 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.79
Tokens	Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	Public Unset Collection