Squirrels for Hire

Commander / EDH* BG (Golgari) Casual

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Creature (23)

• 1x Chameleon Colossus
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Feral Hydra
• 1x Gaea's Herald
• 1x Hermit of the Natterknolls  ^Flip
• 1x Hydradoodle
• 1x Krosan Beast
• 1x Liege of the Hollows
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Oona's Prowler
• 1x Pharika, God of Affliction
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Snickering Squirrel
• 1x Squirrel Dealer
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Steel Squirrel

Artifact (12)

• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Mad Science Fair Project
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Victory Chimes

Land (34)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 13x Forest
• 1x Forge of Heroes
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Tainted Wood
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Chittering Doom
• 1x Dauthi Embrace
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Ow
• 1x Squirrel Farm
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Squirrel-Powered Scheme
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Vow of Wildness
• 1x Wilderness Reclamation

Commander (1)

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Animal Magnetism
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Deliver Unto Evil
• 1x Infernal Offering
• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Overrun
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Scrounge
• 1x Selfie Preservation
• 1x Selvala's Stampede
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x The Crowd Goes Wild

Instant (4)

• 1x Kill! Destroy!
• 1x Might of Oaks
• 1x Realms Uncharted
• 1x Team Spirit

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Thank you for choosing Squirrelco, the only squirrel-run mercenary service! We're here to make your EDH experience more enjoyable. Please take a look at the services we have to offer:

SERVICES RENDERED

• Buffs and Debuffs (Acornelia, The Crowd Goes Wild)
• 3-for-1 Goat Special! (Clackbridge Troll)
• Educational Services! (Scheming Symmetry)
• Property Expansion! (Collective Voyage)
• Card Advantage! (Infernal Offering)
• Furry Friends! [face delivery only] (Acorn Catapult)
• Mana Mana Mana!!! (Mad Science Fair Project, Spectral Searchlight, Victory Chimes)
• Sumggling! (Rogue's Passage, Manafold Key)
• Longevity! (Yavimaya Hollow)
• And So Much More!!!

Squirrelco accepts most major forms of payment, including:

• Card Draw (Clackbridge Troll, Hermit of the Natterknolls, Runic Armasaur)
• +1/+1 Counters (Feral Hydra)
• Discarding (Oona's Prowler)
• Favors That You May Regret Later (Realms Uncharted, Animal Magnetism, Deliver Unto Evil, Selvala's Stampede, Tempt With Discovery, etc)
• "I'm sure we can work out somethinnnnng"
• Your Life!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.05
Tokens	Acorn Stash Token, 4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Enchantment Snake 1/1 BG, Food, Goat 0/1 W, Squirrel 1/1 G