So You Want To Be a Dickbag

Commander / EDH Combo Control Mill WUB (Esper)

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Creature (21)

• 1x Aphetto Alchemist
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Dreamborn Muse
• 1x Duskmantle Guildmage
• 1x Eater of the Dead
• 1x Extractor Demon
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Geth, Lord of the Vault
• 1x Hedron Crab
• 1x Mnemonic Wall
• 1x Phenax, God of Deception
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Psychic Membrane
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Szadek, Lord of Secrets
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Wall of Denial
• 1x Wall of Frost
• 1x Wall of Omens
• 1x Yixlid Jailer

Instant (10)

• 1x Archive Trap
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Hinder
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Psychic Spiral
• 1x Ravenous Trap
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, Memory Adept

Land (34)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 8x Island
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Nephalia Drownyard
• 6x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Strip Mine
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Thespian's Stage

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Forced Fruition
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Gravestorm
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Planar Void
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rhystic Study

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Bonehoard
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Helm of Obedience
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Jester's Cap
• 1x Keening Stone
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Trepanation Blade

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Glimpse the Unthinkable
• 1x Increasing Confusion
• 1x Mind Funeral
• 1x Mind Grind
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Terminus
• 1x Traumatize
• 1x Tunnel Vision
• 1x Wrath of God

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PLAYERS HATE HIM!

Local idiot exposes shocking secret to keeping a decent board state while milling the entire game to death! Learn this one HATED deck that gives mediocre results!

Yes, it's an Esper Mill deck.

Yes, you will be hated for playing it.

No, I do not guarantee results.

Deck built around the Mill win condition without sacrificing board state. Freed from the Real + Merieke Ri Berit gives us "Destroy Target Creature" for . With Avacyn, Angel of Hope in play, we keep control of them even after she untaps!

Silent Arbiter, Norn's Annex, Propaganda, Maze of Ith plus some big blockers to keep creatures at bay while we mill everyone dead. The big blockers also synergize well with Phenanx, God of Deception.

Leyline of the Void, Rest in Peace, Planar Void , and Yixlid Jailer all keep what we mill from coming back. Bojuka Bog, Nihil Spellbomb, and Tormod's Crypt let us exile graveyards for the same effect for nice and cheap.

All your favorite (most hated) Mill combos are here:

• Duskmantle Guildmage + Mindcrank
• Eater of the Dead + Phenax, God of Deception
• Hedron Crab + Fetchlands
• Keening Stone + Traumatize
• Helm of Obedience + Rest in Peace / Leyline of the Void
• Dreamborn Muse + Forced Fruition
• Spell Crumple + Tunnel Vision
• Consuming Aberration ...yep.

If one doesn't piss off the whole table, the others sure will!

Advice is always appreciated! Hatemail less so, but understandable!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	2 years
Key combos	Duskmantle Guildmage + Mindcrank Spell Crumple + Tunnel Vision Keening Stone + Traumatize Freed from the Real + Merieke Ri Berit Eater of the Dead + Phenax, God of Deception Dreamborn Muse + Forced Fruition
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.38
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B
Folders	Merieke's Many Ways