Under Prosshure

Commander / EDH* BRG (Jund) Combo Competitive

Sirius2

Creature (33)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Boreal Druid
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Genesis Hydra
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Manglehorn
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Orcish Lumberjack
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier *f-pre*
• 1x Simian Spirit Guide
• 1x Skullmulcher
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Squee, the Immortal *f-pre*
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Treasonous Ogre
• 1x Vexing Shusher
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (34)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 5x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Gilt-Leaf Palace
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Dragon Tempest
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Final Fortune
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Painful Truths
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Artifact (5)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring

---

Maybeboard

Creature (9)

• 1x Atarka, World Render
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Eternal Scourge
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Riftsweeper
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Walking Ballista

Land (2)

• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Spire Garden

Instant (8)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Fire Covenant
• 1x Guttural Response
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Sudden Spoiling

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Bitter Ordeal

Artifact (5)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Skullclamp

Enchantment (4)

• 1x City of Solitude
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Song of the Dryads

---

Food Chain Prossh that I have slowly upgraded and foiled out since 2013 when he was just a baby dragon. The deck is pretty straightforward as far as FCP goes, the only big difference is that I also include Xenagos, God of Revels for situations where Food Chain is not an option. It's not ideal, but it gets the job done.

I finally acquired a Gaea's Cradle and Imperial Seal, so that's pretty cool.

Out: Fauna Shaman, Chord of Calling, Rune-Scarred Demon, Chromatic Lantern, Atarka, World Render, Phyrexian Arena, Chaos Warp, Bitter Ordeal, Sudden Spoiling, Lightning Greaves, Skullclamp

In: Imperial Seal, Gaea's Cradle, Final Fortune, Selvala, Heart of the Wilds, Reclamation Sage, Squee, the Immortal, Elvish Spirit Guide, Simian Spirit Guide, Pyroblast, Red Elemental Blast, Noxious Revival, Demonic Consultation, Summoner's Pact

Considering removing Manglehorn

Maybe Toxic Deluge -> Fire Covenant?

I need to acquire: Ad Nauseam. Actually I think I already have one, I just need to find it...

Cards in the maybeboard I'm considering: - Abrupt Decay - counter-free removal for those pesky Candelabra of Tawnos or Isochron Scepters. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Bitter Ordeal - exiles enemy library with Food Chain Prossh combo. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• City of Solitude - Pros: protects my board from opponents spells during my turn. Cons: protects my opponents' boards from my spells during their turns. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Chaos Warp - Instant speed removal for pesky permanents. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Chromatic Lantern - Mana fixing. Slow. Don't need it anymore. Doesn't interact with Food Chain.

• Coalition Relic - See: Chromatic Lantern.

• Disciple of Bolas - basically another Skullmulcher that gains me life. Draws the deck with Food Chain Prossh combo, uses Food Chain mana.

• Dosan the Falling Leaf - See: City of Solitude. Note that Dosan does not affect activated/triggered abilities. Can use Food Chain mana.

• Dark Ritual - Turn 1 Necropotence sounds lovely. But I don't actually have a Dark Ritual right now.

• Eternal Scourge - Infinite food chain mana, can substitute for Prossh in most cases. Squee does it better though I think.

• Farhaven Elf - Elf ramp, but the basic comes in tapped. Wood Elves is just so much better.

• Fauna Shaman - Survival of the Fittest on a stick. Can't do anything the turn it comes in. Ability cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Fire Covenant - I should probably put this in for Toxic Deluge. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Guttural Response - More protection from Blue, but this only hits instants. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Heroic Intervention - Protects my permanents. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Lightning Greaves - Would give my dorks haste. Doesn't do much for Prossh, swing for 11 the turn he enters isn't that impressive compared to what the deck does.

• Luxury Suite / Tower Spire - Lands that I should get.

• Mirri's Guile - Fixes the top of my deck. Works well with fetches. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Phyrexian Arena - Double card draw per turn. Slow.

• Riftsweeper - Brings back Food Chain from exile. By the time I would be able to use it again, the game would probably be over however.

• Skullclamp - Probably some of the best draw in the format, but clamping dorks means less Food Chainable dudes. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Song of the Dryads - Permanent removal. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Sudden Spoiling - Instant-speed, (almost) uncounterable trick to deal with a scary player's creatures the turn they go off. Cannot use Food Chain mana.

• Walking Ballista - Kills anything with Food Chain Prossh combo. Uses Food Chain mana.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.21
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R
Folders	Prossh ideas